Oh heck no, you don't want to use a urinal there either!!! Nothing finer than having some other dude standing half an inch away from you while your trying to take a leak. Gotta love the multi-person troughs there, nothing finer!
Hmm...take lightly? It's time. It's time for a Cardinals victory!!! As we shift from this age to the next, from one decade to another, so The Age of the Arizona Cardinals begins! So it shall be written, so it shall be done.