This may be old news to some of you, but I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this quote from Charles when he was talking about Dan Rather's interview with Saddam Hussein:
"I cannot believe that Dan Rather didn't just kill Saddam Hussein when he was interviewing him, and that would have saved us all that money going to war. He could have said, 'Hey Saddam, let's go get something to eat,' and then stabbed him in the neck with a fork. That could have saved us $26 billion dollars we're giving to Turkey. We could have used that money to fix the public school system here in America."
"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. 'Hear that?' you say. 'That's dynamite, baby.'" - Jack Handy