May 30th, 2007, 03:00 PM
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Bill Simmons wants Kobe on the Suns
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May 30th, 2007, 03:00 PM
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Here it is:
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Deal No. 1: Phoenix trades Shawn Marion, Leandro Barbosa, Marcus Banks and the rights to Atlanta's 2008 first-rounder to the Lakers for Kobe and Radmanovic.
Now we're talking! Some of my favorite things about this trade include …
(A) The Lakers ending up with a nucleus of Marion, Odom, Barbosa and Bynum, along with Farmar, Walton, Turiaf and the No. 19 pick, as well as the inevitable Kwame Brown trade to a moronic team that convinces itself that Kwame's career could be salvaged. That's a pretty good foundation.
(B) Phoenix trotting out a starting lineup of Nash, Kobe, Raja Bell, Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw. Good golly. Sweet Jesus.
(C) Radmanovic realizing his manifest destiny of playing in Phoenix. It was meant to be from the moment Mike D'Antoni and Nash teamed up three years ago.
(D) Kobe and Raja as teammates. High comedy. The most improbable pairing since Rodman and Pippen 12 years ago.
(E) The most selfish player in the league (Kobe) playing with the most unselfish player in the league (Nash). What a fascinating sociological experiment. If Nash can turn Kobe into a team player, I'm voting him for our 2008 president even though he's Canadian.
Two potential problems: First, it's unlikely that the Lakers would be dumb enough to trade Kobe within their own division, although with Kupchak involved, anything's possible. And second, assuming that Nash has a say in front-office decisions at this point, would he really want to green-light a scenario that has him managing two enormous egos in Stoudemire and Kobe?
Well, lemme throw this at you: What if the Suns then swapped Stoudemire to Minnesota for KG, as I proposed in a May 14 column? That would give them the following crunch-time lineup: Nash, Kobe, Bell, Diaw and KG. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2008 World Champions! Just send them the trophy right now.
So that's my vote: Black Mamba, you're going to Phoenix to play with KG and Nash. And if it happens, I can guarantee that the 2008 playoffs will be more entertaining than the 2007 playoffs.
(Which isn't saying much, but still.)
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May 30th, 2007, 03:02 PM
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The thing he didn't mention, or didn't know, is that Amare and Kobe are good friends and would probably LOVE to play with each other.
I also think Kobe is dying to prove he can play on a good team. Also, Kobe would back to the elite levels of perimeter defense he used to have, before he was doing everything on offense by himself. The only real problem with that lineup is the Diaw/Stoudemire issue. I'm just not sure they know how to play together at the same time. And by "they" I mean "Diaw".
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May 30th, 2007, 03:05 PM
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I'm not a fan of getting rid of Marion.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:07 PM
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The other thing he didn't mention is that there's no way Stoudemire can be swapped for Garnett without Phoenix including another massive salary.
Nash and Bryant would be fine together. It's Nash and Stoudemire that I'm worried about.
It's kind of funny how much Simmons overrates Marion and Diaw. I don't have an explanation for that, except that he generally likes the Suns.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Heucrazy
I'm not a fan of getting rid of Marion.
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to get kobe? HEU-CRAZY!
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May 30th, 2007, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by elindholm
The other thing he didn't mention is that there's no way Stoudemire can be swapped for Garnett without Phoenix including another massive salary.
Nash and Bryant would be fine together. It's Nash and Stoudemire that I'm worried about.
It's kind of funny how much Simmons overrates Marion and Diaw. I don't have an explanation for that, except that he generally likes the Suns.
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throw kt into the mix?
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May 30th, 2007, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Ouchie-Z-Clown
throw kt into the mix?
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Well yeah, of course it's possible. But if the Suns have $40+ million wrapped up in two players (Garnett and Bryant), filling out the roster is going to be a tad tricky.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:11 PM
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if we got Kobe, I'd happily trade Amare and KT for KG.
Nash
Bell
Kobe
Diaw
KG
would kill people - just kill people.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Heucrazy
I'm not a fan of getting rid of Marion.
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If it means we get Kobe Heu'dbeCrazy not to.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:13 PM
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Suns -> But were entertaining!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cheesebeef
if we got Kobe, I'd happily trade Amare and KT for KG.
Nash
Bell
Kobe
Diaw
KG
would kill people - just kill people.
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Why would we need to? I don't buy that Nash, Kobe and Amare couldn't coexist. Not to mention that we would still KILL people with Amare versus KG.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:18 PM
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The Kobe trade would be unreal. I think it would take alot more than that from the Suns to get it done. And there is no way they trade Kobe without getting a star back.
That said. What a great trade that would be.
We would at the very least have to add this years 2 draft picks also.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:19 PM
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One thing is for sure. The Suns would have ALOT of options if they got the 4th pick in the draft.
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May 30th, 2007, 03:21 PM
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I could not bring myself to root for Kobe. Yeah he's a great player but I just couldn't do it
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May 30th, 2007, 03:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cheesebeef
Nash
Bell
Kobe
Diaw
KG
would kill people - just kill people.
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I'm not so sure. That lineup has two huge holes defensively (Nash and Diaw), and asks two other players (Bryant and Garnett) to defend one position too high. Plus there's no bench whatsoever. (Who's the sixth man, James Jones?)
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