What do you guys think about this LB?

Djaughe · July 25th, 2008, 09:19 AM

(LB) LVL13
Aliwicious Jones
Height: 73in. (6'1")

When the trade goes down I'll use the money to make him an offer

jf-08 · July 25th, 2008, 09:21 AM

He's been MIA.

Cardinals.Ken · July 25th, 2008, 09:31 AM

I hear he got beat out by Terry Tate during tryouts. His career really hit the tank when he started hanging out with Dustin Diamond, Willie Ames, and Carrot Top.

nathan · July 25th, 2008, 09:40 AM

I PM'd him but did not get a response. I guess I'm not going to be sending him a friend request any time soon.

At the least he should give someone his log-in if he's not going to use it. I'm sure someone here would be willing to pay flex points to merge his account into theirs.

Djaughe · July 25th, 2008, 09:56 AM

Jones saga fails to go by script
By Harvey Dent, Gotham Times

Aliwicious Jones was born on the Fourth of April and programmed to be a great Linebacker.

Jones led the Leningrad Czars to the Playoffs as a rookie, but by his sophomore year, there were bugs in the development. The young man who never had touched a Big Mac or Boosted was arrested on illegal v-bookie charges and suspended from the team twice.

Jimmy Bagadounuts said at the time that his teammate's problems were just part of growing up and "Aliwicious will come back with a vengeance."

Jones would have many downfalls and attempted comebacks in the ensuing years. He was released by the Czars was a late-round pick during the supplemental draft by the Gotham Knights.

Currently the Knights have been attempting to contact Jones to discus contract negotiations....but has yet had a call returned.