Jones saga fails to go by script
By Harvey Dent, Gotham Times
Aliwicious Jones was born on the Fourth of April and programmed to be a great Linebacker.
Jones led the Leningrad Czars to the Playoffs as a rookie, but by his sophomore year, there were bugs in the development. The young man who never had touched a Big Mac or Boosted was arrested on illegal v-bookie charges and suspended from the team twice.
Jimmy Bagadounuts said at the time that his teammate's problems were just part of growing up and "Aliwicious will come back with a vengeance."
Jones would have many downfalls and attempted comebacks in the ensuing years. He was released by the Czars was a late-round pick during the supplemental draft by the Gotham Knights.
Currently the Knights have been attempting to contact Jones to discus contract negotiations....but has yet had a call returned.