January 30th, 2004, 03:03 PM
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Krang's new autobiography just came out
Pretty good read if you ask me! 
Last edited by Ryanwb; July 23rd, 2007 at 06:04 PM.
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January 30th, 2004, 04:33 PM
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It's already catapulted to the New York Times bestseller list...
Now...on to my plans for world domination!
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“Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn’t worry about what workout to do—his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn’t care ‘how hard it is’; he knows he either wins or he dies. He doesn’t go home at 1700; he is home. He knows only the ‘Cause.’ Now, who wants to quit?”
NCOIC of the Special Forces Assessment and Selection Course in a welcome speech to new SF candidates
On life after football: "I wouldn't mind being a sports commentator. Having my own segment, working for ESPN, my own talk show. Part time trainer. Part time car mechanic. Part time Sprint cell phone salesman. Part time car washman. Grocery store baggage man. Football coach. Model. Actress. Stripper. And I even have dreams of being the next crocodile hunter." - Darnell Dockett
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January 30th, 2004, 07:20 PM
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Like a boss
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Originally posted by Krangthebrain
It's already catapulted to the New York Times bestseller list...
Now...on to my plans for world domination!
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Can I be a henchman? I've always wanted to be an evil henchman.
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Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.
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January 30th, 2004, 08:20 PM
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Originally posted by Assface
Can I be a henchman? I've always wanted to be an evil henchman.
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Yes, but you must choose from a predetermined assortment of silly costumes. You are not allowed to make me look like a fool, so you must look even stupider than I at all times.
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“Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn’t worry about what workout to do—his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn’t care ‘how hard it is’; he knows he either wins or he dies. He doesn’t go home at 1700; he is home. He knows only the ‘Cause.’ Now, who wants to quit?”
NCOIC of the Special Forces Assessment and Selection Course in a welcome speech to new SF candidates
On life after football: "I wouldn't mind being a sports commentator. Having my own segment, working for ESPN, my own talk show. Part time trainer. Part time car mechanic. Part time Sprint cell phone salesman. Part time car washman. Grocery store baggage man. Football coach. Model. Actress. Stripper. And I even have dreams of being the next crocodile hunter." - Darnell Dockett
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January 30th, 2004, 08:43 PM
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Public Enemy #1
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Well then, looks like he'll have to get an even MORE ridiculous avatar!
j/k Krang

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January 30th, 2004, 09:17 PM
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Location: Mesa
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Quote:
Originally posted by Krangthebrain
It's already catapulted to the New York Times bestseller list...
Now...on to my plans for world domination!
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You're still a brain living in the stomach of a naked robot, you have other issues to deal with. I bet your on Maury doing one of those paternity test episodes by the end of the year.
You will do one of those, "Yo, yo, ain't ma baby. I ain't payin no child supo't"
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January 31st, 2004, 08:03 AM
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Originally posted by Ryanwb
You're still a brain living in the stomach of a naked robot, you have other issues to deal with. I bet your on Maury doing one of those paternity test episodes by the end of the year.
You will do one of those, "Yo, yo, ain't ma baby. I ain't payin no child supo't"
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Ugh...my girlfriend watches Maury.
I hate that show. It's one of the reasons I spend so much time on my computer. Retardo TV is my worst enemy; I honestly prefer watching more intellectual stuff like PBS, The History Channel, A&E, etc.
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“Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn’t worry about what workout to do—his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn’t care ‘how hard it is’; he knows he either wins or he dies. He doesn’t go home at 1700; he is home. He knows only the ‘Cause.’ Now, who wants to quit?”
NCOIC of the Special Forces Assessment and Selection Course in a welcome speech to new SF candidates
On life after football: "I wouldn't mind being a sports commentator. Having my own segment, working for ESPN, my own talk show. Part time trainer. Part time car mechanic. Part time Sprint cell phone salesman. Part time car washman. Grocery store baggage man. Football coach. Model. Actress. Stripper. And I even have dreams of being the next crocodile hunter." - Darnell Dockett
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January 31st, 2004, 06:37 PM
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Connoisseur of the Obvious
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Location: Mesa, AZ
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Quote:
Originally posted by Assface
Can I be a henchman? I've always wanted to be an evil henchman.
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If you get to be a henchman, I get to be the Anti-Hero!
I've always wanted to be an Anti-Hero.
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February 1st, 2004, 02:20 AM
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BIM™
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Originally posted by Krangthebrain
I honestly prefer watching more intellectual stuff like PBS...
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Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers? 
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HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE
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February 1st, 2004, 09:11 AM
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Originally posted by Brian in Mesa
Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers?
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Sesame Street all the way!
Mr. Rogers always seemed like a creepy pedophile.
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“Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn’t worry about what workout to do—his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn’t care ‘how hard it is’; he knows he either wins or he dies. He doesn’t go home at 1700; he is home. He knows only the ‘Cause.’ Now, who wants to quit?”
NCOIC of the Special Forces Assessment and Selection Course in a welcome speech to new SF candidates
On life after football: "I wouldn't mind being a sports commentator. Having my own segment, working for ESPN, my own talk show. Part time trainer. Part time car mechanic. Part time Sprint cell phone salesman. Part time car washman. Grocery store baggage man. Football coach. Model. Actress. Stripper. And I even have dreams of being the next crocodile hunter." - Darnell Dockett
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February 1st, 2004, 09:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Krangthebrain
Sesame Street all the way!
Mr. Rogers always seemed like a creepy pedophile.
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Notice that Ryan is right; I have an opinion on everything! 
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“Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn’t worry about what workout to do—his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn’t care ‘how hard it is’; he knows he either wins or he dies. He doesn’t go home at 1700; he is home. He knows only the ‘Cause.’ Now, who wants to quit?”
NCOIC of the Special Forces Assessment and Selection Course in a welcome speech to new SF candidates
On life after football: "I wouldn't mind being a sports commentator. Having my own segment, working for ESPN, my own talk show. Part time trainer. Part time car mechanic. Part time Sprint cell phone salesman. Part time car washman. Grocery store baggage man. Football coach. Model. Actress. Stripper. And I even have dreams of being the next crocodile hunter." - Darnell Dockett
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February 2nd, 2004, 01:25 PM
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Go Cardinals! Yay!!!
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Ooh, I call Head of Secret Police! Everybody who serves for me will have to refer to me as "The Masculine Bastard"!
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