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So, both the twins are wasted tonight...Assface is probably watching porn, Kate is probably picking out an Easter Dress, azcards21 is probably passed out.
The only people on the board is Arthur and Phil Let the party begin :roll:
We seriously need to get a schedule so no one has to post alone without a wingman. I feel like Maverick after Goose died....nobody is worthy of flying with me
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Last edited by Ryanwb; April 9th, 2004 at 10:20 PM.
Like his wife let him have them in the first place!!!!
Hey Everyone... Just so I don't get a bad rap about this whole thing I wanted Joel to do this so we could have sex more than just 6 times a week.
For you maddogkf, I'm sure you would be happy if your wife would give it to you at least 3 times a week. Ha Ha!!!
PS Mandy, Joel just now tells me you have been saying Hi. Hopefully his communication skills will improve since now there is less substance down below. Can't wait to see you and Brent in the fall.
okay - it's been a freaking month now. 2 more months & I go take the quiz.
That sucks! It's like when you were a kid and snooped around in your parents closets and found your Christams presents in September.
I can't freaking wait until I get my presents.
When my hubby got his done, they told him it really isn't an amount of time, but it's really a number of "times". After 30 "times" then he could go get tested. He asked the doc if it mattered how many times were in one day and the doc just laughed and said NOPE! So you may want to call your doc and ask about that, see if you have to wait the full 3 months to get tested or if after 30 "times" you can test for swimmers.
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I had to give a follow up "sample" to check for my sperm count.
This morning I had to turn one in. Sonoran Laboratories doesn't have a place to, well you know, polish the bishop.
Soooo, this morning, at my office, I had to do it in the bathroom.
*hangs head in shame*
I feel so dirty now.
Anyways, I then took my sample to Sonoran Quest over by Desert Samaritan Hospital (Dobson/60). I go in there and the place is full of people in the lobby. So I walk up to the counter where it said "Dropoffs" to turn in my cup and my paperwork & insurance card, etc. The receptionist asks me what it was & I tell her, whispering, it's a post vasectomy semen sample.
She then asks in a loud voice, so everyone in the small waiting room can hear "How old is your semen sample?"
I swear eveyone stopped talking and turned to my direction. I felt like an idiot. "About 20 minutes" I replied.
Then she takes the cup and holds it up in the air, to look at it through the light. I'm like - WTF LADY?????? Everyone in the lobby was looking over at us.
So, then she starts to look at my insurance stuff and says - "Uh, Mary, (or whoever the other girl sitting behind the counter was) we don't take Pacificare still, right?" She answers no, but tells her that another place does & they are down the road about a mile. She takes the cup, puts it in a baggy, gives me my paperwork back and says - "Take your semen to LabQuest on Southern." She hands me the baggy & cup & paperwork.
I turn around, everyone still looking our way and leave - a beaten man, head hung low, carrying my sample back out of the office.
So I go to LabQuest. This place is smaller that Sonoran Labs. I take my sample and paper work up to the counter and try to give it to them. It's been about 45 minutes now since I gave the sample - & I guess that there is a timeline to get it tested.
The receptionist just looks at me and says "Sign in first." I sign in and try to give her my semen. She says "Hold onto your paperwork and go take a seat."
I turn around and literally climb over a lady in a mart cart and another lady with 2 kids to get a seat. As soon as I sit dowm, the receptionist calls my name to come back up to the window. So I have to climb back over the 2 ladies, kids and mart cart.
She asks me what I am there for & I tell her and inform her about the Sonoran Lab fiasco. Another nurse grabs the sample & asks me "How long ago did I take my semen sample," loud enough for eveyone to hear. I swear, these people are either totally unphased or do this as an inside joke among themselves to make you feel like a total ass. So I tell her it's been about 45 minutes. She then looks at the clock and says "You still have time, depending on traffic." I'm like WTF???
She said that they don't take semen samples at this office, that I have to go down to their main office on like 40th street and Washington in Phoenix where they have their semen lab.
I ask her how much time I have, She says about 15 minutes. So I'm thinking of my plan of attack. I think of the route to take and can just picturing myself doing the Hertz OJ leaps over people & stuff just to get my sample there on time.
She then hands me a map. Map states that the Semen Lab isn't open until 9:00 am. I mention this to her. It was like 7:50 at the time. She looked at me and said that this sample won't be any good then.
I swear a guy in the lobby laughed when she said this. I asked what the hell I should do then. She told me to throw the cup away and she'd get me a new one. She then said "Well at least you had fun this morning and you need to do it again when the Lab opens." I was like, "Screw that - I'm going to take a nap." The guy in the lobby laughed again. I got my new cup, paperwork & info & left.
Oh well. So I decided to wait until Monday for the next one. I'd really have to nap if I went again & did that.
I'm gonna call them & hopefully they have some place where I may be able to give the sample there instead of me driving from Mesa with my stuff.
So, in essence today, I took my sample for a little car ride but had to ditch it.
Let the party begin :roll:
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