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Old April 9th, 2004, 02:42 PM   #46
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Hi guys - enjoying the afternoon off. Just watched "The Ring" - good flick.

Remember when I said it felt like someone punched you in the balls? Well now it feels like someone punched you in the balls just for fun, then kicked you in the balls and jumped up and down on them to make sure they actually squashed them.

I'm gonna take another Tylenol with Codein.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 02:42 PM   #47
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Old April 9th, 2004, 02:43 PM   #48
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Hi guys - enjoying the afternoon off. Just watched "The Ring" - good flick.

Remember when I said it felt like someone punched you in the balls? Well now it feels like someone punched you in the balls just for fun, then kicked you in the balls and jumped up and down on them to make sure they actually squashed them.

I'm gonna take another Tylenol with Codein.
Make sure you double the dose - then come on here & post some more - like how Mike did when he was drugged up.

That was the best day!
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Old April 9th, 2004, 02:50 PM   #49
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Make sure you double the dose - then come on here & post some more - like how Mike did when he was drugged up.

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Good Friday is shaping up to be Good Times Friday!
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Old April 9th, 2004, 02:55 PM   #50
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You know when you go to the grocery store, and they have small, medium, and large eggs? Then they have the EXTRA LARGE eggs? Being Easter weekend, it's fitting that JKF296 will wake up tomorrow morning with a couple of those extra large bad boys in the sack. Walking them around is a bad idea.
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You know when you go to the grocery store, and they have small, medium, and large eggs? Then they have the EXTRA LARGE eggs? Being Easter weekend, it's fitting that JKF296 will wake up tomorrow morning with a couple of those extra large bad boys in the sack. Walking them around is a bad idea.
Oh Lord.. stay in bed jkf before your balls get dipped in paz and the youngins go on a egg hunt.
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If he's not wasting sperm does that mean god won't kill any kittens when he masturbates?
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When I had a tumor taken out of the back of my neck the doctor was explaining what he was going to do and as he turned to leave to room....he walked right in to the door frame.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 07:16 PM   #57
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Duede - my borthere got his nuts clippedd!!




Like his wife let him have them in the first place!!!!
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Old April 9th, 2004, 07:30 PM   #58
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all i can say is wow it feels like a family of four is swinging from m stuff., i popped like a whiole bunfgh of coeidn to make me feel bettrey but i know the pain is there i just dont relayy care about it. when i sit down it feel like a family of four is swinging on my stuff, when i lay down it feels okay - it feel s like a family of three is swimnging from my stuff, so i choose to lay down most of the time becaus e it just sfeels a little bit better than standing because it hurts more ans d sitting too. wikfe is putting the bath on the kids upstairs so i stunmbled iiin here to give an ypdate. is hurts know it does but dont really care now because i feel like its easter moooooornfing and the codeine is like jellybean i think i took either 2 or 2 of them but i think it was 3 really. we dsaang alphabet songs with the kids thats why i tooke so much codein hehehe we are goint to watch the movie rushnmore we watched half of it last weekend sunday night so we will watch the rest of it tonight. it is a funnny movie so far. we got tot the part where they are having dinner we fell alsepp last sunday watchintgt it so we are gpoing to finish watching it tonight.

hope everry one wash a s happy easter and god bless everyonebody
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I think BIM might just have to start drinking after reading that post and seeing all the typos!

We need a thread specifically for "i am on prescription pills and posting at the same time."
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Hpoe yuo flel bteter soon jkf296! (Hope you feel beter soon jfk296)
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