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Location: Sun Devil Stadium, Sect 27, Row 34, Seat 8
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One time I was with Boldin in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Boldin goes up to the deer and says, "I'm Anquan Boldin. SAY IT!" Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, "Anquan Boldin" ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
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Location: Sun Devil Stadium, Sect 27, Row 34, Seat 8
Posts: 9,613
A$FN: 6,008
Did I ever tell you about the time Boldin took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one.
Finally Boldin takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us.
The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Boldin yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
Originally posted by CardsFan88 Boldin not only developed the back to the future skateboard this summer but also discovered cold fusion in his spare time.
This one time in band camp...boldin played with a girls flute while she was blowing his trombone.
boldin played forrest whitaker's football scenes in Fast times at Ridgemont high
He doubled as spicoli too.
boldin was the man who invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
boldin was the original designer of the cards logo
boldin was once on cops, as a cop.
in a parallel universe boldin has already achieved nfl hall of fame status and is now poised to do that here.
the name boldin in aboriginal text means the 2nd coming.
boldin has been known to leap several defenders in a single bound
He designed a brace for gramatica's legs so he can jump all he wants and not get injured
and a hip for lomax so he can return
convinced bidwell to sign all his draft picks on time. We'll see.
boldin has never had an overdue library book, or a late movie fee.
and boldin helps old ladies across the street.
has never grabbed a womens butt at a club, or driven his car into his ex-loves.
boldin scored a 50 on the wunderlic, but didn't get that score because the test was wrong
boldin developed the model t and mass production.
boldin killed osama, sadam, and some guy in peru. All legally.
Sits on the supreme court, is a senator from new york, and a representative from florida.
He came up with the hanging chads
He really voted for gore 2394 times.
And was the guy who pulled elian out of the inner tube.
He was also the guy with the gun in the picture of them raiding their home and picking up elian in the closet.
Came up with the idea of who and how the anthrax letters were and used his psychic powers to locate him.
Was pitching to the mighty casey when he struck out.
and had another guys woman have a change of heart on that dating show.
hmm.....how to top this........he is a good football player?
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Since when did that matter a hill of beans?!?!?!?!
Well, it certainly isn't as impressive as Anquan beating Roger Bannister in a race at his prime, running backwards, with two broken legs. The British were not happy.
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"I think about the game 24-7. I don't think there's an hour that goes by that I don't think about basketball."
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