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Originally posted by maddogkf #81 - 2 hands, 1 ball, 1 end zone. Own it or else it will own you. No one owns Boldin.
You're saying he needs two hands??? That's an insult! He can catch with one hand, his feet or just will the ball into the numbers by sheer concentration.
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Originally posted by jw7 You're saying he needs two hands??? That's an insult! He can catch with one hand, his feet or just will the ball into the numbers by sheer concentration.
Sheesh!
The other hand is to pass out candy to the poverty stricken children of 3rd world countries. Thought you knew that. Sheesh!
Originally posted by jkf296 Reports from training camp are that Boldin went up to Coach Mac and Marmie and basically told them to shove the 2 gap d-line scheme. He then drew up the one-gap techniques in the dirt right there and the coaches agreed with him that this was the way defense should be played.
Last edited by BEERZ; June 12th, 2003 at 10:57 PM.
Originally posted by jkf296 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone and placed his first call, Boldin answered and told him he had the wrong number.
Originally posted by ASUCHRIS God I wish Anquan was my brother, or cousin, or just related to me. I think we should seriously create a cheering section for him, and start at training camp, so everyone knows that we were the first to recognize his omnipotence. Who's with me?
We can call it Anquan's Army, and if you look real close you can plainly see the it was indeed Anquan Boldin who threw the phantom punch that knock out Sonny Liston.
Originally posted by Mike Rogers We can call it Anquan's Army, and if you look real close you can plainly see the it was indeed Anquan Boldin who threw the phantom punch that knock out Sonny Liston.
Hmm....so many good options, Anquan's Army, the Big Bang Squadron, we might have to poll this one, perhaps we can get Jo to ask our hero what he prefers......
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Originally posted by Cardinal Bob You sure it wasn't an "A" or a "B"? There's no "S" in Boldin!
Anquan Boldin eats kryptonite!
Reminds me of the combine this year. General Zod, Ursa, and Nod (not pictured) showed up during the 40-yard-dash timings in the RCA dome, and Zod just went off on Anquan!
"Accept your destiny, Kal-El! So as your father once condemned us, so now do we condemn his misbegotten brat!"
Anquan, in his own smooth fashion, walked up to Zod and said:
"I don't know who this Kal-El cat is, but boy, you just bought yourself the whooooole ass-wooping!"
He then proceeded to knock the three of them so silly, their kids will be born dizzy.
This is why Boldin's 40 time was less than stellar, since it all happened while he was on the clock, and the NFL doesn't allow do-overs.
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Dains plenfy of waten!
Last edited by Cardinals.Ken; June 13th, 2003 at 08:16 AM.
Then again, there was another rumor that there was this star in the sky that 3 wise men were following. They brought gold, frankencinse (sp?), and muir (sp?). They came upon a babe in a red and white jersey. There were Cardinals all around the stable where he lay......