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Kids are great, what they do to (most) women's bodies, not so great.
im scared now!
i dont want kids!
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
That's why you keep trading them in for younger ones.
:ducks:
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
One time we were talking about when she went to college in Daytona and she said, "I was so skinny back then. I used to win wet tee-shirt contests all the time. I'll show you some pictures." When she saw the look on my face she added, "not of the contests, just of me from back then." She's like a sister to me and no one wants to see their sister naked.
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RIP King of Cards
Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.
The whole point of humans is to keep the race going.
I want kids and one day when my wife has the kids, it won't make her look worse in my eyes, but better.
lol i was joking really.. i do want kids.. 3 in fact...
but anyway, that was a really nice thing to say - hip hip hooray to heavyb!
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
One time we were talking about when she went to college in Daytona and she said, "I was so skinny back then. I used to win wet tee-shirt contests all the time. I'll show you some pictures." When she saw the look on my face she added, "not of the contests, just of me from back then." She's like a sister to me and no one wants to see their sister naked.
Bet cha this how your face looks like after she said that.
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"I'm a football player," says Boldin, "Receiver is something they call me just because they have to put something down on paper."
j/k
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