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jw7 · January 7th, 2004, 04:13 PM

You know what's really good on pizza? Tabasco.

maddogkf · January 7th, 2004, 04:18 PM

I just sneezed. I splattered my monitor

jf-08 · January 7th, 2004, 07:16 PM

You walk into a room. In front of you you see a candlestick, a large broad sword, and a leather pouch.

Open pouch

You do not have a pouch to open.

Pick up pouch.

You open the pouch, a small lizard jumps out and scurries away.

Pick up broad sword

You have too many itens

Drop pouch

You drop the pouch on the ground as soon as it hits the lizard emerges from the darkness and runs back into the pouch

pick up broad sword.

You know have a broad sword....

jf-08 · January 7th, 2004, 07:17 PM

ED: You see a well-groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 feet across, 15 feet high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect whether it's good.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric. It's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (rolls to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: Of course not, Eric! It's a gazebo!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a plus-three arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a gazebo! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it wih an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a #%$*& gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause - he has no axe or fire spells) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo, and it catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my paladin...

bratwurst · January 7th, 2004, 07:19 PM

Crystal Hot sauce on pizza is good too - but i bought some weird vietnamese hot sauce the other day with a chicken on the front of it - scary looking stuff - and it is really really good on pizza.

maddogkf · January 8th, 2004, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bratwurst
Crystal Hot sauce on pizza is good too - but i bought some weird vietnamese hot sauce the other day with a chicken on the front of it - scary looking stuff - and it is really really good on pizza.

I have seen that. However, alas to my dismay, tried it I have not.

Cardinals.Ken · January 8th, 2004, 11:01 AM

You know what?

I may be demented and sociopathic, but you mf'ers are just plain weird!

I'll be watching you "Sunshine-Boys"!

bratwurst · January 8th, 2004, 11:58 AM

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Ryanwb · January 8th, 2004, 03:01 PM

Everytime I am driving the US 60 and I go under the Mill Ave walkway thing, I get a little upset that I never walked on the old walkway...under protest I will never walk across the new one.

SirChaz · January 8th, 2004, 03:05 PM

I like cheese.

Ryanwb · January 8th, 2004, 03:13 PM

The Olive Garden is too stingy with their salad and breadsticks

jw7 · January 8th, 2004, 03:18 PM

The streetlight next to my house is out. I should probably call the city and have them come out and fix it.

Ryanwb · January 8th, 2004, 03:22 PM

I hate standing in line next to people who stink...

I stood next to this guy at the bank and he smelled like ranch dressing

jw7 · January 8th, 2004, 03:29 PM

So I'm standing in line at the bank the other day, and this weirdo kept on looking at me funny. Like I had B.O. or something or smelled like ranch dressing.