Ryanwb

Nervous?
Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Assface

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

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RIP King of Cards
Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.

Assface

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.

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RIP King of Cards
Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.

Assface

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends

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RIP King of Cards
Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.

Ryanwb

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy

Brian in Mesa

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't -- no one does -- that never happens.

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"If Chuck is Solo, Larkin is his Fett!" - Morgan

Ryanwb

Big Trouble on the farm

maddogkf

Ryan's HS yearbook picture

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Ryanwb

Happy St. Patricks Day from Kate

thirty-two

Ryan's first girlfriend

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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute

Ryanwb

Yeah, she was a real stiff in bed

Ryanwb

Kate and Assface finally admit their true love for each other

thirty-two

Nah it's Jersey Girl and Assface.

Remember? Jersey Girl said to back off, ladies.

Sigh.

(sorry jersey girl

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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute

maddogkf

Never rub your eyes after eating suicide wings. Hurts real bad, yes it does.

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birdie

Lumbergh: Ahhhh, we have sort of a problem here.

Maddogkf:(looks up with watering eyes)

Lumbergh: Did you see the memo about this?
(memo about washing your hands after eating
suicide wings incase you need to rub your eyes or scratch your…)

Maddogkf: Yes, I got the memo.

Lumbergh: If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that would be great.

Lumbergh: Mmmkay? (turns to walk away)

Maddogkf: (extends right arm with fist and lifts middle finger at Lumbergh - then rubs eyes.) :wtf:

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"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder"
- Alfred Hitchcock