April 30th, 2012, 06:51 PM
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We should all apply for jobs on the sports networks
Because not a single one has a clue about the Cardinals or follows them past Fitzgerald. Heck, seeing THESMEL as a host on the NFL network would be golden. You would have Irvin with his constant spitting while talking about the Cowboys and then THESMEL could shut 'em up with a hour long discussion of how Beanie is the best back in the league and he needs to get the ball more and how it would be nice if the Cowboys could beat the Cardinals on a consistent basis...till then, SHUT UP PLAYMAKER!
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April 30th, 2012, 06:58 PM
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Oh no, we suck again!
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Your right. But we would lose some important posters off this board. Forget that.
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Quit inserting logic into my fantasy.-jf-08
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April 30th, 2012, 07:13 PM
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Newspapers too. I was reading draft grades from a KC sportswriter that down graded the Cards for not drafting a replacement for Levi Brown, who left via free agency.
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April 30th, 2012, 08:34 PM
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We would certainly get more coverage, but honestly sometimes our own fan base is harder on this team than those who aren't even talking about us.
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April 30th, 2012, 08:58 PM
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I was hired as a sportscaster for a local TV station when I was younger. But they let me go because I had a tendency to drool a lot while on camera when I got excited. I suppose I should have mentioned this too them ahead of time, but I felt it wouldn't matter and they couldn't not not hire me due to my disability. The last night I did the sports for them I was drooling so much I shorted out the mic.
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April 30th, 2012, 09:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SissyBoyFloyd
I was hired as a sportscaster for a local TV station when I was younger. But they let me go because I had a tendency to drool a lot while on camera when I got excited. I suppose I should have mentioned this too them ahead of time, but I felt it wouldn't matter and they couldn't not not hire me due to my disability. The last night I did the sports for them I was drooling so much I shorted out the mic.
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Thanks for spitting out that information to us...
Or was it more of a trickle of information?
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April 30th, 2012, 09:07 PM
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The Arizona Fitzharmonic.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SissyBoyFloyd
I was hired as a sportscaster for a local TV station when I was younger. But they let me go because I had a tendency to drool a lot while on camera when I got excited. I suppose I should have mentioned this too them ahead of time, but I felt it wouldn't matter and they couldn't not not hire me due to my disability. The last night I did the sports for them I was drooling so much I shorted out the mic.
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Were you reporting from the lockeroom shower?
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April 30th, 2012, 09:11 PM
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I'll submit an application, I feel that I am qualified. It's like they say, "Everyone's an expert" (on football)
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May 1st, 2012, 12:23 AM
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I jus sent in my audition tape:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUv0spLrIpE
that never gets old.
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"There are two sides to every argument.....the wrong one and mine".
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May 1st, 2012, 06:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cbus cardsfan
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Gawd!!! I feel bad for the kid. Who ever had control of the teleprompter deserved to be shot. |
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May 1st, 2012, 06:14 AM
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Thesmal would constantly talk about how we should've kept Matt leinart.
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May 1st, 2012, 06:44 AM
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Thesmel = Filibuster
I like his passion.
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May 3rd, 2012, 10:52 AM
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Here's what I came up with off the top of my head (much love to everyone mentioned, who are all excellent posters on this site):
"Hot Tub Hour", starring THESMEL and Matt Leinart
"Living the Curse", starring Duckjake
"Weekly Open Letters to Michael Bidwill", starring Mitch
"The Never Ending Rant", starring K9
"Comedy Hour", starring Jeff the Shark - which will be extrordinarily well reviewed but only have new episodes about once every six months
"Wild on NFLN!", starring Rodrigo the Brazilian and the new guy from Finland
"Showing My Jugs", starring Jersey Girl, which will be the cornerstone of NFLN's new "after dark" lineup
Any other good ones you can think of?
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May 3rd, 2012, 01:27 PM
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DesertDawg's Oddball segment where he addresses teams which are not doing too well and takes on Donald Sutherland's character from the Eastwood flick Kelly's Heroes and chastises the fans for all their negative vibes
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May 3rd, 2012, 01:43 PM
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99 problems but JayZ aint one
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetstream Green
DesertDawg's Oddball segment where he addresses teams which are not doing too well and takes on Donald Sutherland's character from the Eastwood flick Kelly's Heroes and chastises the fans for all their negative vibes
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 We could call it the Hippie Homer Hour
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