Stout

I mean, with a battle cry like this, how can he fail?

"Who is that, sprinting on the freeway! It is McCown, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh: 'Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in Hell!'"

Cheers!

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Krangthebrain

Well, he might succeed, if the goal is getting the first pick in the draft.

If McCown by some odd chance, has three good games, I would start to think about not drafting a QB with our top pick....

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Stout

Nah, McCown, I think, will play average at best. I definitely want Eli, and if we can't get him, I'd think about Rotherwhosit (after seeing how he is evaluated).

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CardinalMike

This is the Cardinals we are talking about, so McCown will come out and rip it up for 3 games so we don't draft Eli. Then next year he will help us squeak into the playoffs where we get quickly eliminated. Then for the next 4 years he sucks while Eli Manning goes to 4 straight Pro Bowls.

Cardinal Mike!!

cardsfan473

Hey CardinalMike,

That is so true, that almost isn't even funny!

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WisconsinCard

Did you say we get to go to the playoffs? Wow that is almost worth it.

jf-08

nice!!

However, I would also like to see Eli MAnning's battle cry. I lost the link - anyone?

Bueller?

Bueller?

Damn, is this thing even on?

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jf-08

[Jim Mora voice] PLAY-OFFS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN PLAY-OFFS? {/Jim Mora Voice]

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Stout

"Yea, verily: Who is that prowling out of the tarmac! It is Eli Manning, hands clutching buzz saw hand extensions! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh: 'I'm going to bruise you so badly, You're momma won't recognize you!'"

linkie:

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=&sex=m

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Assface

He has the heart of an aardvark, the courage of a centipede and the tenacity of a chinchila. You just gotta love this kid.

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Assface

Stalking through the icy wasteland, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Assface! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you until armored tanks pull us apart!!"


Thanks, I just realised I never did one for my new moniker.

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