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Old May 2nd, 2003, 12:38 PM   #1
That's Mr. Riff-Raff to you!
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Joke of the day...

just got this email from my wife...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask?

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.

"I don't have talent, I have tenacity."

-Henry Rollins
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