Sometimes I just want to feel pretty - Dennis Rodman
Yoda of Borg are we: Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, we will.
I am Ken. I am smart. I am funny. And doggone it! People like me!
Faster than a speeding Gilmore---able to drain a tall Budweiser at a single gulp.
None of the ideas expressed above are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
Take me drunk I'm home again.
"When people are out of work - unemployment results" - Calvin Coolidge
Cardinals.Ken thinking to himself during the Super Bowl with 2 minutes left and the Cardinals up by 40 while he is putting something more appropriate on,"Why is it at the end of every Cardinals game I find it necessary to wear a dress and start singing a song?"
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