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Old September 17th, 2008, 11:05 AM   #1
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32. Arizona Cardinals

Page 2 isn't trying to pick on the downtrodden in this project. We feel for Cardinals fans. Both of you. But the evidence speaks for itself: 10 seasons of four or fewer wins; zero seasons of 12 or more wins; fewer "Monday Night Football" appearances than any nonexpansion team. Only the Falcons and Colts have more coaching changes since 1970. Three stadiums. Two markets. One playoff victory. Zero luck. The common thread through all the years of futility is the ownership of the notoriously cheap Bidwill family.

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Old September 17th, 2008, 11:06 AM   #2
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Old September 17th, 2008, 11:10 AM   #5
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32. Cardinales de Arizona

Llame 2 no tratan de escoger el oprimido en este proyecto. Nosotros nos sentimos para ventiladores de Cardinales. Ustedes dos. Pero la evidencia habla para mismo: 10 temporadas de cuatro o menos victorias; ponga a temporadas de cero de 12 o más victorias; menos "el lunes por la Fútbol de noche" las apariencias que cualquier equipo de nonexpansion. Sólo los Halcones y Potros tienen más entrenando los cambios desde que 1970. Tres estadios. Dos mercados. Una victoria de finales. Ponga a suerte de cero. El hilo común por todos los años de la inutilidad es la propiedad de la familia notoriamente barata de Bidwill.
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32. Cardinales de Arizona

Llame 2 no tratan de escoger el oprimido en este proyecto. Nosotros nos sentimos para ventiladores de Cardinales. Ustedes dos. Pero la evidencia habla para mismo: 10 temporadas de cuatro o menos victorias; ponga a temporadas de cero de 12 o más victorias; menos "el lunes por la Fútbol de noche" las apariencias que cualquier equipo de nonexpansion. Sólo los Halcones y Potros tienen más entrenando los cambios desde que 1970. Tres estadios. Dos mercados. Una victoria de finales. Ponga a suerte de cero. El hilo común por todos los años de la inutilidad es la propiedad de la familia notoriamente barata de Bidwill.
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32. Cardinales de Arizona

Llame 2 no tratan de escoger el oprimido en este proyecto. Nosotros nos sentimos para ventiladores de Cardinales. Ustedes dos. Pero la evidencia habla para mismo: 10 temporadas de cuatro o menos victorias; ponga a temporadas de cero de 12 o más victorias; menos "el lunes por la Fútbol de noche" las apariencias que cualquier equipo de nonexpansion. Sólo los Halcones y Potros tienen más entrenando los cambios desde que 1970. Tres estadios. Dos mercados. Una victoria de finales. Ponga a suerte de cero. El hilo común por todos los años de la inutilidad es la propiedad de la familia notoriamente barata de Bidwill.
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32. Cardinales de Arizona

Llame 2 no tratan de escoger el oprimido en este proyecto. Nosotros nos sentimos para ventiladores de Cardinales. Ustedes dos. Pero la evidencia habla para mismo: 10 temporadas de cuatro o menos victorias; ponga a temporadas de cero de 12 o más victorias; menos "el lunes por la Fútbol de noche" las apariencias que cualquier equipo de nonexpansion. Sólo los Halcones y Potros tienen más entrenando los cambios desde que 1970. Tres estadios. Dos mercados. Una victoria de finales. Ponga a suerte de cero. El hilo común por todos los años de la inutilidad es la propiedad de la familia notoriamente barata de Bidwill.

And back to English for hilarity;

32. Cardinal of Arizona

It calls 2 do not try to choose the pressed one in this project. We felt for ventilators of Cardinal. You two. But the evidence speaks for same: 10 four less victory or seasons; it puts to seasons of zero of 12 or more victories; less " Monday by Soccer at night " the appearances that any equipment of nonexpansion. Only the Hawks and Colts have more training the changes since 1970. Three stages. Two markets. A victory of end. It puts to zero luck. The common thread by every year of the uselessness is the property of the well-known cheap family of Bidwill.

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32. Cardinal of Arizona

It calls 2 do not try to choose the pressed one in this project. We felt for ventilators of Cardinal. You two. But the evidence speaks for same: 10 four less victory or seasons; it puts to seasons of zero of 12 or more victories; less " Monday by Soccer at night " the appearances that any equipment of nonexpansion. Only the Hawks and Colts have more training the changes since 1970. Three stages. Two markets. A victory of end. It puts to zero luck. The common thread by every year of the uselessness is the property of the well-known cheap family of Bidwill.



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