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7. So if Bill Belichick isn't the best coach in the NFL, who is? Well, I think it's pretty obvious: Arizona Cardinals defensive coordinator Clancy Pendergast. I could give you a bunch of statistics about how Arizona's defense has improved under his direction. But I won't. In fact, I don't even know whether such statistics exist. What I do know is that he didn't play football in college or the pros. And I know that he looks like this. And, most of all, I know that his name is Clancy Pendergast. So the fact that he is even able to get his players to take the field instead of giving him wedgies and stealing his lunch is pretty amazing. Any positive performance on the field beyond that is just cake.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...3&sportCat=nfl

PortlandCardFan

From the same article! Hahahahahahaha........

1. I can't get over the significance of how Lions quarterback Dan Orlovsky casually ran out of the back of the end zone against the Vikings while rolling out to pass. And I don't just mean how it meant two points in what ended up being a two-point game. I mean, it is significant in the historical progression of Lions football. Think about it: Their stink can no longer even be confined by the dimensions of an American football field. This is postmodern stink.

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PortlandCardFan

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10. The Jonas Brothers were in Arizona for the Cardinals-Cowboys game. Here they are. (Oops, I'm sorry. Easy mistake. Here they are.) Anyway, Jerry Jones brought them along to announce that they will perform during halftime of the Dallas-Seattle game on Thanksgiving. Said Jones: "There are no artists more in touch with America's youth than the Jonas Brothers." But before you laugh at a 66-year-old man saying what the youth of American are into, remember that Jones is a savvy businessman and marketer. And also that several parts of his face are young enough to be in the band's core demographic.

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CardLogic

The funniest part of this was the first photo link to the Jonas brothers : Here they are.

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