2004 ASFN Awards

Gee! · December 16th, 2004, 11:59 PM

These are Koc's Nominations

Best Poster: 4 way Conrad Dobbler, pariah, sir chaz and cheesebeef
Worst Posters: me and gee and ryan and 100% and azdad and Krazykoot
Most NFL knowledge: huge tie: Russ, Walter, aj, skkorp, too many others
Funniest Poster: ryan, gee, and assface. Props to jkf, maddog, djoe,
Poster with the most trivial knowledge: jkf
Best Screen Name: assface
Best Avatar: any that VomitBoy made for us
Best Signature: Rubarb makes my feet look cheese
Best Post: a heel that looked like a penis
Best Thread Title: Hey "insert name"
Best Thread Starter: Shane H and Gee
Worst Thread Starter: Gee
Best Argument between two posters: Me and Coyote Tony(hey it is my list)
Most likely to streak Sun Devil Stadium: Not me.
Most likely to write a best seller: Brighteyes
Most likely to become president: Krang
Most likely to replace Dr. Ruth: andikrist or marathonmom
Most likely to become a rock star: Vince.
Most likely to become a bum: Gee, 100%, me, or Krazykoot.
Most likely to become a stand-up comedian: Swd
Most likely to be committed to an insane asylum: Russ Smith or Tango
Most likely to go to jail: Gee, 100%, me or Krazykoot
Most likely to get deported: Cardinal Mike, (I just puked laughing) he knows
Most likely to actually test the shelf life of a Twinkie: BradMannTX
Most likely to fail to take over the world: Everyone
Most likely to become a professional poker player: don't know, djoe
Most likely to kill a thread: me
Most likely to get a thread closed for lewd content: VomitBoy
Most likely to become a moderator: djoe
Most likely to get banned permanently: whoever I decide.
Most likely to get banned temporarily: me, gee, koot, tango, swd, and on...
Most likely to appear as a guest on The Simpsons: Dennis Green
Most likely to be remembered in 100 years: E. Smith
Most likely to be a Cardinal in the year 2010: Dennis Green and Q
Most likely to win the rookie of the year award: Dockett
Most likely to go on to an NFL coaching career: Emmitt

Most likely to correct your spelling: BIM
Most likely to make a spelling mistake: everyone
Best Googler: tie Jkf and Ryan
Most likely to stalk Jake Plummer: Russ Smith
Most likely to stalk Jeff Blake: Jeff Blake
Most likely to replace that hack Gambadoro on 910: Espo and Green Machine

thirty-two · December 17th, 2004, 12:34 AM

Coupla questions:

1) Why didnt KoC post these himself
2) Where is your list?

green machine · December 17th, 2004, 12:44 AM

Most likely to invent a category just so he can win an award: green machine

Gee! · December 17th, 2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by thirty-two

Coupla questions:

1) Why didnt KoC post these himself
2) Where is your list?

Cuz we were talking on the phone and he asked - did you see my list? I said imma post it as 2004 list.

Stout · December 17th, 2004, 07:20 AM

Dang it! Where's the Best-handle-named-after-a-beer-poster Award? I'd win that one hands down!

Russ Smith · December 17th, 2004, 07:25 AM

Sweet, 3 awards 2 for being neurotic, I love it.

jf-08 · December 17th, 2004, 07:46 AM

II'd like to thank all the little people - Billy Barty, Steve Cauthon, Carl Roaches, midgets, and Djaughe.

SECTION 11 · December 17th, 2004, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jkf296

II'd like to thank all the little people - Billy Barty, Steve Cauthon, Carl Roaches, midgets, and Djaughe.

Man, Gary Coleman's going to be pissed.

jf-08 · December 17th, 2004, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SECTION 11

Man, Gary Coleman's going to be pissed.

He's really not short. It's all camera angles with him.

Pariah · December 17th, 2004, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SECTION 11

Man, Gary Coleman's going to be pissed.

Emmanuel Lewis isn't going to be very happy, either. He might sick Mr. Popodopolis on your ass.

100%CardsFan · December 17th, 2004, 07:51 AM

Well I was going to pursue comedy but hey, screw it im gonna be a bum. give me a bottle of nighttrain and muddy sportcoat.

SECTION 11 · December 17th, 2004, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jkf296

II'd like to thank all the little people - Billy Barty, Steve Cauthon, Carl Roaches, midgets, and Djaughe.

Billy Gramatica called. Sounded all fired up.
Mentioned something about respect and his posse.

DjaugheOld · December 17th, 2004, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jkf296

II'd like to thank all the little people - Billy Barty, Steve Cauthon, Carl Roaches, midgets, and Djaughe.

:worldstallestmidget:

jf-08 · December 17th, 2004, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Djaughe

:worldstallestmidget:

6'-3" and 255# - man just think how bid you'd be if you weren't a midget!

SECTION 11 · December 17th, 2004, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jkf296

6'-3" and 255# - man just think how bid you'd be if you weren't a midget!

You're really dialed in with Djaughe's measurements.
That's interesting.