The Official Condiments thread

[Pariah]

Originally Posted by Mulli808

I move that we make it a Condiment Law that Miracle Whip is not a condiment since it says salad dressing on the label.

Salad dressing IS a condiment.

[Mulli]

Originally Posted by Pariah

Yeah, but just cause it goes on a sandwich doesn't make it a condiment. Turkey isn't a condiment.

By the same logic as my previous post, neither is stuffing or cranberry sauce. Those are sides.

Manlaw?

Interesting. See, need a separate thread for that as well.

What about Peanut Butter?

[abomb]

Originally Posted by Pariah

You've redeemed yourself a bit with this post, kid. Good job.

Ha! I am glad we are back to good. Wanna hash out the olive thing?

[Pariah]

Originally Posted by abomb

Wanna hash out the olive thing?

If you hash out the olive thing then it is a condiment, or at least a spread. I forget what that's called...but it's gross, too.

[Mulli]

Originally Posted by Pariah

Salad dressing IS a condiment.

Interesting perspective. Should have thought about it that way. Blue cheese especially.

[abomb]

Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan

Yup...that's how I feel. Something that GOES ON something=condiment.

Something that can not be consumed alone without looking like a freak.

That is a great definition.

[Mulli]

Originally Posted by Pariah

If you hash out the olive thing then it is a condiment, or at least a spread. I forget what that's called...but it's gross, too.

Tapenade. Can be good, but usually gross.

[abomb]

Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan

What are people's feelings about Spinach Dip??

Not a condiment, but quite delicious nonetheless.

[Pariah]

Originally Posted by Mulli808

Interesting. See, need a separate thread for that as well.

What about Peanut Butter?

That's tricky. I might actually consider sitting down and eating some peanut butter. But, more importantly, I most certainly would eat a peanut butter sandwich...but never a mustard or Ketchup snadwich.

I say no. Peanut butter is not a condiment...but it's maybe as close to a condiment as you can get without actually being one.

[Mulli]

What about butter on the bread? Is that a condiment?

[Pariah]

Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan

What are people's feelings about Spinach Dip??

Nope. "Dip" is it's own species, I think.

[Mulli]

Originally Posted by Pariah

That's tricky. I might actually consider sitting down and eating some peanut butter. But, more importantly, I most certainly would eat a peanut butter sandwich...but never a mustard or Ketchup snadwich.

I say no. Peanut butter is not a condiment...but it's maybe as close to a condiment as you can get without actually being one.

In college, I ate bbq sauce sandwiches. That was not good.

[Pariah]

Originally Posted by Mulli808

What about butter on the bread? Is that a condiment?

I think so. You don't eat a stick of butter, thus, it's a condiment.

[Pariah]

BTW, this thread is making my afternoon. thanks.

[abomb]

Originally Posted by Mulli808

What about butter on the bread? Is that a condiment?

I say yes because it would allow us to explore the differences and benefits of butter, margarine, Country Crock, etc.