Early one morning after a long night of drinking, "someone I know" once ate half of a human foot before "they" realized it wasn't a Jack in the Box taco.
Early one morning after a long night of drinking, "someone I know" once ate half of a human foot before "they" realized it wasn't a Jack in the Box taco.
Early one morning after a long night of drinking, "someone I know" once ate half of a human foot before "they" realized it wasn't a Jack in the Box taco.
Crap. Now we need to start a "someone I know is a cannibal" thread.
My uncle and his best friend worked at this restaurant in Chcago when they were 16. He told me how they used to serve so much salad that they were made in big 40 gallon trash buckets(clean of course) However him and his friend for some unknown reason found it amusing to add there own dressing in these big vats of salad. HE said he feels bad about it now that he looks back. But when he was 16 he thought it was funny.
Personally I dont get it!
Last edited by Shane; December 18th, 2006 at 01:59 PM.
My uncle and is best friend worked at this restaurant in Chcago when they were 16. He told me how they used to serve so much salad that they were made in big 40 gallon trash buckets(clean of course) However him and his friend for some unknown reason found it amusing to add there own dressing in these big vats of salad. HE said he feels bad about it now that he looks back. But when he was 16 he thought it was funny.
Personally I dont get it!
Note to self: always order the dressing on the side.......
All your standard fare, when I worked at a steakhouse a steak being cooked would fall on a nasty floor, pop right back on the grill. The salad bar macaroni would be watered so it wouldn't crust up, and the crust was disgusting, but just stirred in. etc.
Pizza Hut though, was some scary stuff. Mr. Loogie was always the waitresses favorite...he was one of the cooks who hawked up some crazy nasty phlegm. A waitress would flag ahole customers and Mr. L would drop a monster in their pizza. Through the oven and to their table. Now, to the two gross ones: I watched a guy take a piss in a vat of pizza sauce...comes in a big bucket and he just took off the lid and pissed in it...a whole bladderful. I couldn't believe my eyes. Another guy would (we didn't see it, but he did it) take the pizza dough the night before (you put it in pans with a squirt of oil) and oil it up, go in a storage room and beat off using it as a "pocket." He'd toss it back in the pans and stack them up. Now, that guy very well may not have been doing what he said he was doing in there, but he was a tweaky dude and it wasn't beneath him.
Those two guys got fired, thank God, and the only one that was still there was Mr. Loogie...so I would never eat there except for buffet, or something I made myself.
Yet, still...I will eat at a Pizza Hut and I just try not to think about it. That was a long time ago...like 12 years, but I still think about the guy draining it into the sauce...just shocking.
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My is disturbing and I willingly participated in it.
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This was at the Burger King on University and Lindsay (when it was a nice part of town) and there was this total jackass that worked with us, total prick to everyone that worked there.... He would order everything fresh with all these jacked up topings and would make us toast the bun twice and just a total time consuming process. Fast food is fast food.
So in the back of the store we can hear the orders coming over the loud speaker to give us a head start on the order. It was Saturday night at like 1 am and it was just me and this other dude named Ryan (who was just out of control hilarious). We hear his order come over the loud speaker and we knew instantly who it was, our ears just purked up and Ryan #2 says, "Oh we've got to **** with him".
There was always a rush when the bars close so we were kinda busy at the moment but Ryan goes taking off to the walk in fridge with a bun. I turn the corner just in time to see his pants down to his ankles with his ass jetted out whipping his butthole with the burger bun. I nearly pissed myself it was such a funny scene that is permanently burned into memory.
I was utterly disgusted because this man does have proper hygine considering what was on that bun. So we built his burger and threw it up on the hot plate. I was dry heaving looking at it.
The wrappers have labels that show special orders and I usually put them up in a different place to show that it's different. This one I just put on a shelf all its own. We laughed for a few minutes and we realized that the dude's car was next inline so we ran up there to see his ****eating grin.
We get up to the window and the drive thru girl is all, "I need another double cheese burger, the last car had a window order." Me and Ryan both looked each other square in the eyes with a "Holy ****" look. We waited the rest of the night hoping those poor people didn't get E. coli or something.
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