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Old March 19th, 2007, 11:19 AM   #1
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OFFICIAL Chipotle thread


I am pretty disappointed in you Nasser for not creating this thread.

I decided that I would go to Chipotle for lunch today. I decided to walk the 1/4 of a mile from my work to get there for the exercise. (and my car is in the shop)

I was starving. Being the cheap bastard that I am, I decided that I was only going to have a burrito, but I knew that their regular burrito would not be enough to squash my appetite.

I inform the first worker in the Chipotle assembly line that I wanted a chicken burrito. Before she could ask me what type of beans that I wanted, I blurted out, "extra rice, please." Next comes the black beans, to which I also added, "extra beans, please."

Here comes the chicken, and you guessed it "extra chicken, please." I make eye contact with the second assembly line worker as she wondered how a 165lb guy could eat this burrito. You throw in mild and hot salsa to the burrito and the extra cheese and you have a mound of a burrito.

Bless the heart of the little girl who was assigned to wrap up my burrito. It was just too full for any one person to adquately roll. The tortilla starts to fall apart, and the girl looked behind her for reinforcements. The girl's supervisor comes over, grabs another torilla and somehow manages to roll the burrito. Everyone behind the counter stopped what they were doing, so they could watch.

I basically get two burritos showed into one big one, and I do this to save money, because again. I am a cheap.

When I walked into work, I decided to put my burrito on the scale that we use to measure our mail packages. My burrito weighted 1.7 pounds. It had to be well over 2000 calories as well. I must say that the last few bites were pretty hard to swallow, but I finished it nonetheless.

Thank goodness I will not need to eat for the rest of the day.
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Old March 19th, 2007, 11:21 AM   #2
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1.7 lbs. lol
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Old March 19th, 2007, 11:30 AM   #3
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holy crap.
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Old March 19th, 2007, 11:38 AM   #4
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Thank goodness I will not need to eat for the rest of the day.
Just the rest of the day? LOL.

They don't charge you more when you ask for extra?!
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Old March 19th, 2007, 11:40 AM   #5
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Just the rest of the day? LOL.

They don't charge you more when you ask for extra?!
Yes, they charge an extra $1.50 for the extra meat. The rice, beans and cheese were free (not sure about the cheese, but they didn't charge me for it)

The best $7.21 I have spent on a meal. (well two as I will most likely skip dinner)
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I like the fajita burrito, no beans
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holy crap.


Is that a prediction?
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Old March 19th, 2007, 12:11 PM   #8
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Is that a prediction?
4/5.

Nice.
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I so need a nap right now.
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I so need a nap right now.
My buddy Matt and I joke that a few hours after eating Chipotle, if you had an z-ray, your stomach would contain something shaped like the well-formed mass you see on the billboard.

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Wait till your stomach starts making that gurgling sound and you'll run a 4.2 flat to the rest room.
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Old March 19th, 2007, 12:28 PM   #14
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Wait till your stomach starts making that gurgling sound and you'll run a 4.2 flat to the rest room.
Nope. Its their runny sour cream that puts you in the crapper. Thank heaven I don't eat that junk.
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Thank you for starting this. Hopefully I'll be able to go there again soon. I don't remember what it was called, but I get the burrito with the peppers, maybe that was the fajita one??? with steak and I ask for everything that they have to be put on it, I probably couldn't eat a 1.7 lb. burrito like that though.
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