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SWM seeking SWF. Loves the Cardinals and philly cheesestreaks. Looking for a woman who enjoys the simple things life. A good UTI is a must. Shouldnt be afraid to by underwear everyweek for me, as I have no use for toilet paper. Dont be afraid to call immediatly as I have plaenty of phones at my house in different postions, with pics to prove it. Make my phone ring baby. It turns me on.
I sprayed the monitor laughing so hard when I read this!!!
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"I'm a football player," says Boldin, "Receiver is something they call me just because they have to put something down on paper."
I swear I do that nearly every time I'm reading this board!!!!
lol
do you ever laugh so hard, that your husband or whoever asks you "Uh, what are you laughing at... oh wait.. dont tell me.. THE MESSAGEBOARD?"
I get that lot from my roomies lol
They think I'm ------------>
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
do you ever laugh so hard, that your husband or whoever asks you "Uh, what are you laughing at... oh wait.. dont tell me.. THE MESSAGEBOARD?"
I get that lot from my roomies lol
They think I'm ------------>
I get that from my FIVE year old!!! She'll hear me laughing my freakin' head off in the computer room and she'll come back and say, "Mommy, why are you laughing? You always laugh at the computer and the radio. You're kinda strange." ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! (The computer comment is about you guys, of course, the radio comment is about Barry Young.)
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~Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean...~
Or his girlfriend beat the living crap out of him for telling the whole WWW about her UTI.
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
Or his girlfriend beat the living crap out of him for telling the whole WWW about her UTI.
Or he ran out of beer and is walking to the store to get more because his gf took his keys after she beat the crap out of him for telling us all about her UTI's!
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~Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean...~
I sprayed the monitor laughing so hard when I read this!!!
Rebeccagrabsadrinktoenjoythepoststocome 
What are you talking about man?? You are crazy 
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