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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
Eh, I dont eat sweets. No candy, no cake, no ice cream no none of that for me. Hell I even drink sugar free kool aid. My snacks are beef jerky, nachos and pickles.
I'm with you there! That's why I'm trying to give away all these ice cream bars! Mmmmmmmmm, beef jerky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
Eh, I dont eat sweets. No candy, no cake, no ice cream no none of that for me. Hell I even drink sugar free kool aid. My snacks are beef jerky, nachos and pickles.
Ugh I hate you. Sweets are my achilles heel!
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
If you placed a personal ad it might go something like this.
SWM seeking SWF. Loves the Cardinals and philly cheesestreaks. Looking for a woman who enjoys the simple things life. A good UTI is a must. Shouldnt be afraid to by underwear everyweek for me, as I have no use for toilet paper. Dont be afraid to call immediatly as I have plaenty of phones at my house in different postions, with pics to prove it. Make my phone ring baby. It turns me on.
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If you placed a personal ad it might go something like this.
SWM seeking SWF. Loves the Cardinals and philly cheesestreaks. Looking for a woman who enjoys the simple things life. A good UTI is a must. Should be afraid to by underwear everyweek for me, as I have no use for toilet paper. Dont be afraid to call immediatly as I have plaenty of phones at my house in different postions, with pics to prove it. Make my phone ring baby. It turns me on.
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~Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean...~
If you placed a personal ad it might go something like this.
SWM seeking SWF. Loves the Cardinals and philly cheesestreaks. Looking for a woman who enjoys the simple things life. A good UTI is a must. Shouldnt be afraid to by underwear everyweek for me, as I have no use for toilet paper. Dont be afraid to call immediatly as I have plaenty of phones at my house in different postions, with pics to prove it. Make my phone ring baby. It turns me on.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!!!!!!!!!
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I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? - Dwight K. Schrute
If you placed a personal ad it might go something like this.
SWM seeking SWF. Loves the Cardinals and philly cheesestreaks. Looking for a woman who enjoys the simple things life. A good UTI is a must. Should be afraid to by underwear everyweek for me, as I have no use for toilet paper. Dont be afraid to call immediatly as I have plaenty of phones at my house in different postions, with pics to prove it. Make my phone ring baby. It turns me on.
I'm with you there! That's why I'm trying to give away all these ice cream bars! Mmmmmmmmm, beef jerky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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