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Old September 26th, 2006, 10:34 AM   #1
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Chef Boyardee


Who is this guy...and why is he not in jail??

What the hell is he pushing onto America's Youth??

My kids always go by the Spagetti O aisle....and scream for the Chef and his big can o Raviolis. Finally, I give in and buy it.

They demand it for dinner last night....and heck, I decided to heat it up in the Microwave cuz it was easy.

Here are my observations:

1) Poured into bowl in one continous jelly like blob.

2) Exploded in Microwave. Ravioli stains will never be removed.

3) Kids get big grin while eating it.....very disturbing.

4) I ate a bite....and it tastes horrible....like gasoline flavored vomit.

5) My left side hurts today. I think the Chef loaded up that Ravioli with Arsenic.

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Old September 26th, 2006, 10:35 AM   #2
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I used to eat this stuff like crazy, but havent had any for at least 10 years.

Looking back, it does taste pretty terrible.
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Old September 26th, 2006, 10:42 AM   #3
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It's good cold.

I always have a few cans on hand just in case I can't pack a lunch.
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Old September 26th, 2006, 10:45 AM   #4
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I used to eat this stuff like crazy, but havent had any for at least 10 years.

Looking back, it does taste pretty terrible.

This must be why you didn't give me the common courtesy of giving me a pound at the Cards game.

I think I'm leaving the NEZ....krepitch was right...what a bunch of rude dudes.
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Old September 26th, 2006, 10:46 AM   #5
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I love spaghetti-o's! Ravioli is yummy, too. Beefaroni = yum, as well.

Gotta cook it on low heat in micro, NEZ, & it doesn't take long. Be sure to loosely cover it, too.

Weird thing is, all 3 of my kids hate the stuff. They're crazy.
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Old September 26th, 2006, 10:48 AM   #6
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What's up with Cheez Whiz as well?? Can I take this in the bedroom if I hook up with a Thunder Girl??
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Old September 26th, 2006, 10:50 AM   #7
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This must be why you didn't give me the common courtesy of giving me a pound at the Cards game.
Dude, I was sick and wishing for death. I have been an ahole to everyone from Sat night until right now.
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Old September 26th, 2006, 10:52 AM   #8
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Dude, I was sick and wishing for death. I have been an ahole to everyone from Sat night until right now.

It's cool....I was wasted.......I thought I was gonna fall on that dude sitting to your left. What did I shout at you guys??
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Old September 26th, 2006, 11:00 AM   #9
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The chef is the man! A can of any of his stuff and a piece of buttered bread?! You can't possibly concoct a better meal for under $2.00.

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Old September 26th, 2006, 11:41 AM   #10
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Ate that a lot in college - always stained the tupperware bowls I put it in
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Old September 26th, 2006, 11:46 AM   #11
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The chef is the man! A can of any of his stuff and a piece of buttered bread?! You can't possibly concoct a better meal for under $2.00.

Top Ramen. I lived off that stuff for a few years. My roommate and I used to find it on sale for 14 cents a package and buy every package they had.
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Old September 27th, 2006, 12:11 AM   #12
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You weren't close enough for a pound, dude. You WERE drunk...jeesh.


And I was watching American Eats on canned foods, and apparantly back in the day Chef Boyardee was the man and was some really awesome chef who people loved and his food was awesome. They canned it and gave it to troops.

Either it tasted like ass then and we have evolved to have taste buds, or it tasted good and there are little gnomes in the cans pooping in the food because it is most def not good.
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Top Ramen. I lived off that stuff for a few years. My roommate and I used to find it on sale for 14 cents a package and buy every package they had.
True that Bada, but it pales in comparison to the Chef. Just not as hearty.
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You weren't close enough for a pound, dude. You WERE drunk...jeesh.


And I was watching American Eats on canned foods, and apparantly back in the day Chef Boyardee was the man and was some really awesome chef who people loved and his food was awesome. They canned it and gave it to troops.

Either it tasted like ass then and we have evolved to have taste buds, or it tasted good and there are little gnomes in the cans pooping in the food because it is most def not good.
What gave it away....my stumbling down the stairs??
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Old September 27th, 2006, 11:06 AM   #15
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Top Ramen. I lived off that stuff for a few years.
Why do some call it "Top Ramen"? I always just call it "Ramen".
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