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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:27 AM   #121
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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:45 AM   #122
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Dwight: …hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tables, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
Awesome. All his beet references are killer. Just got S1 on DVD.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:51 AM   #123
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michael: no, i'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. if a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:56 AM   #124
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dwight: i have been michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. we're like one of those classic famous teams. he's like mozart and i'm like mozart's friend. no, i'm like butch cassidy and michael is like mozart. you try and hurt mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of butch cassidy.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:57 AM   #125
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dwight: i have been michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. we're like one of those classic famous teams. he's like mozart and i'm like mozart's friend. no, i'm like butch cassidy and michael is like mozart. you try and hurt mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of butch cassidy.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:58 AM   #126
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Jan: So when we get to the Radisson…

Michael: Oh, I changed it to Chili’s. Radisson just gives out this vibe. It’s like “oh I’m doing business at the Radisson”. It’s kinda snooty.

Jan: You had no right to do that Michael.

Michael: Here’s the thing…Chili’s is the new golf course. It’s where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.

Jan: It said that?

Michael: It will. I sent in a letter to the editor.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:58 AM   #127
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I saw my first episode of the The Office last week.

OH MY GOD - where has this show been all my life? It was SO freaking funny!
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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:58 AM   #128
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dwight: i have been michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. we're like one of those classic famous teams. he's like mozart and i'm like mozart's friend. no, i'm like butch cassidy and michael is like mozart. you try and hurt mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of butch cassidy.
Jan: Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?
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Old June 20th, 2006, 09:59 AM   #129
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I saw my first episode of the The Office last week.

OH MY GOD - where has this show been all my life? It was SO freaking funny!
Which episode was it?
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Old June 20th, 2006, 10:00 AM   #130
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This one is the greatest...



Michael: Roy? Who would ya do Roy?

Roy: Oh, I got it! What’s the name of that tight-ass Christian chick…the blond…?

Angela: My name is Angela.
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Which episode was it?
The one where that guy in your avatar has a party but doesnt invite Steve's character and Steve knows all about it and tries to get people to invite him.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 10:01 AM   #132
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The one where that guy in your avatar has a party but doesnt invite Steve's character and Steve knows all about it and tries to get people to invite him.
My brother was just talking to me about that one...

That was a good one.
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Jan: Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?

hey listen, since i have you on the phone, um, can i fire jim?
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great, thanks for getting me obsessed again, cm. now i'm going to have to go home and watch all 10 of the episodes i've saved on my dvr.
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Old June 20th, 2006, 10:24 AM   #135
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hey listen, since i have you on the phone, um, can i fire jim?

Some good Dwight-isms

Dwight: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it and then you have to tame it. Keep it happy, care for it, feed it. Lovingly. The way that an animal deserves to be loved. My animal deserves a lot of loving.

Dwight: Michael? Michael, Michael, Michael. Come here, come here, come here. Listen up everyone! It is the 11:23 exactly. The exact moment when you emerged from your mother’s vaginal canal.


Dwight: [singing to the tune of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire] Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!!!
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