March 29th, 2004, 07:56 PM
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Chappelle's Show
Anyone else watch it? Hilarious if you're into that kind of humor. 
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March 29th, 2004, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Krangthebrain
Anyone else watch it? Hilarious if you're into that kind of humor. |
I catch it ever now again - my favorite skit by him is when he plays the leader of that White Supremist group - hilarious.
Shawn
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March 29th, 2004, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Krangthebrain
Anyone else watch it? Hilarious if you're into that kind of humor. |
Absolutely love the show.
Favorite skits so far:
- The black white supremist
- The R Kelly "I want to piss on you" video
and for those who watched last week's show ... Knee High Junction (the skit with the puppets basically making fun of Sesame Street)
I make love to my hand
and that ain't funny
I beat that ****
like it owes me money
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March 30th, 2004, 05:09 AM
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Beer me a post...
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I finally watched Undercover Brother on Saturday and he was hilarious in that as well - too funny.
"George Washington Carver made the first computer out of a peanut - a peanut" - rotfl
Shawn
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you win, you are still retarded..."
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"I don't care what you believe, keep your religion out of my peanut butter!" ~ Assface
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March 30th, 2004, 05:42 AM
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One of the best skits was the reality show skit when they had 1 white guy and all brothers in the house, they did his girlfriend in an orgy, stabbed his dad and then he was the first one booted off. I was ROLLING!!
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March 30th, 2004, 07:33 AM
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Go Cardinals! Yay!!!
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His Rick James impersonation was the best.
"What'd the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! I'm Rick James, beeyotch!"
His Prince impersonation had me rolling, too.
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March 30th, 2004, 10:08 AM
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Charlie Murphy's real Hollywood stories are my favorites.
The Rick James story was hilarious, as well as the Prince story.
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“Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn’t worry about what workout to do—his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn’t care ‘how hard it is’; he knows he either wins or he dies. He doesn’t go home at 1700; he is home. He knows only the ‘Cause.’ Now, who wants to quit?”
NCOIC of the Special Forces Assessment and Selection Course in a welcome speech to new SF candidates
On life after football: "I wouldn't mind being a sports commentator. Having my own segment, working for ESPN, my own talk show. Part time trainer. Part time car mechanic. Part time Sprint cell phone salesman. Part time car washman. Grocery store baggage man. Football coach. Model. Actress. Stripper. And I even have dreams of being the next crocodile hunter." - Darnell Dockett
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March 30th, 2004, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mdamien13
His Prince impersonation had me rolling, too.
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Shirts vs. blouses! 
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“Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn’t worry about what workout to do—his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him. The True Believer doesn’t care ‘how hard it is’; he knows he either wins or he dies. He doesn’t go home at 1700; he is home. He knows only the ‘Cause.’ Now, who wants to quit?”
NCOIC of the Special Forces Assessment and Selection Course in a welcome speech to new SF candidates
On life after football: "I wouldn't mind being a sports commentator. Having my own segment, working for ESPN, my own talk show. Part time trainer. Part time car mechanic. Part time Sprint cell phone salesman. Part time car washman. Grocery store baggage man. Football coach. Model. Actress. Stripper. And I even have dreams of being the next crocodile hunter." - Darnell Dockett
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March 30th, 2004, 10:23 AM
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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot, Over
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Originally Posted by Krangthebrain
Anyone else watch it? Hilarious if you're into that kind of humor. |
My girlfriend is a huge fan of Chappelle. Ever since Half Baked. He is just freakin' hilarious. |
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March 30th, 2004, 12:25 PM
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Like a boss
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A day in the life of Lil Jon is great. That and the dangers of keepin it real.
I totally forgot about his R Kelly video. That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on television.
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March 30th, 2004, 01:05 PM
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Dave Chapelle was awesome as Jewels in Pulp Fiction  |
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March 30th, 2004, 03:20 PM
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What The What!?!
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Almost exactly 1 year ago, me and my friend (who had long hair at the time), were driving back from Firebird Raceway from watching the top fuels. Taking the I-10 home, we spotted Chapelle's tour bus. It was pretty obvious it was him, since the bus was painted with his face and the words "Chappele is inside". Anyway, I speed up and got next to the bus and started honking. My friend gets crazy waving not like a groupie, but enough to be noticed. We were laughing cuz we did this for about 3 miles. We were thinking about what Chapelle was thinking. Prolly....."crazy crackas"!
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June 9th, 2004, 11:25 AM
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Dave Chappelle
Is anyone else going to his show next Thursday?
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June 9th, 2004, 11:27 AM
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100% embarrassed
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I want to so bad but it is sold out already, I might try to get scalpled tickets, Any idea what scalpers would be charging?
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June 9th, 2004, 11:35 AM
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At the least you'd probably see balcony seats around 65 a piece. I'm sitting in the first row on the balcony and paid 33.
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