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Old October 7th, 2008, 10:23 PM   #1
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The Official Palin Sports & Politics Mixed Quote Thread

I am shocked there wasn't much made of the cringeworthy attempt by Palin during last week's debate to stuff cliches into a sentence, mixing sports and political famous quotes. Even Tina Fey didn't touch on it and I was sure she would..

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Say it ain't so Joe, there you go again...
So in honor of that really bad moment, let's submit our best Palin-inspired "mix the sports and politics quotes" contest.


"On any given Sunday, it is morning in America."

"90 percent of voting with Bush is half mental."

"The only thing to fear is giving 110 percent itself."

Let 'em rip!
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Old October 7th, 2008, 10:42 PM   #2
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"Now if you wanna crown them, then crown their ass! At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you..."

(okay, it's two full quotes, but I couldn't resist)
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Old October 7th, 2008, 10:45 PM   #3
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"Now if you wanna crown them, then crown their ass! At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you..."

(okay, it's two full quotes, but I couldn't resist)
That's perfectly within the rules. Sarah's quote was two complete quotes.

Say it ain't so, Joe (to Shoeless Joe Jackson) and "There you go again" from Reagan to Jimmy Carter.
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Old October 7th, 2008, 10:52 PM   #4
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Sarah Palin: Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned interview!
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"what's the difference between a hockey mom and a soccer mom? About 100 points IQ!"
Not within the rules, unless "about 100 points IQ" is a sports quote.

Fail.
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Sarah Palin: Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned interview!
Katie Couric: Right now?
Sarah Palin: Sure, right now! You're darned tootin'!
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"One Heartbeat"


Are the rules really so tough? I mean, come on, even Linderbee and Abomb (those ones) got it right.
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Are the rules really so tough? I mean, come on, even Linderbee and Abomb (those ones) got it right.
How are they not sports and politics mixed?
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Old October 8th, 2008, 07:04 AM   #12
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I am shocked there wasn't much made of the cringeworthy attempt by Palin during last week's debate to stuff cliches into a sentence, mixing sports and political famous quotes. Even Tina Fey didn't touch on it and I was sure she would..



So in honor of that really bad moment, let's submit our best Palin-inspired "mix the sports and politics quotes" contest.


"On any given Sunday, it is morning in America."

"90 percent of voting with Bush is half mental."

"The only thing to fear is giving 110 percent itself."

Let 'em rip!
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Sarah Palin: Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned interview!
Katie Couric: Right now?
Sarah Palin: Sure, right now! You're darned tootin'!
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"One Heartbeat"

One Heartbeat is definitely relevant.

The second quote has the word games in it.

I submit they qualify.
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Old October 8th, 2008, 07:05 AM   #13
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I don't know wtf you are talking about in the first one. Please explain.



I just realized what you did with "One Heartbeat" though, and that is downright clever. A+!!
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Old October 8th, 2008, 07:06 AM   #15
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The word "games" is not a sports quote.

It is a "mix the sports and politics quotes" contest, not a "mix sports and politics" quote contest.


Again, "One Heartbeat" and its double meaning is spectacular.
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