Djaughe

Not as bad as this thing of ddogg and cardinals.ken back in the 70's....

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Cardinals.Ken

Whatever he's paying you, is not near enough!

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Donald

I didn't want to use this, but I feel my hand is forced.

Ladies and Gentleman, this poor puppy was last seen in the care of dot.ken.



It has come to our attention that the dog went missing and at the same time, dot.ken bought a new laptop. We thought it was just a coincidence but then neighbors saw dot.ken digging a hole in his backyard and they snapped a photo of this:






We didn't understand why, but then dot.ken's maid sent us this picture, the last known picture of the poor little ball of fur. Draw your own conclusions people.




My first 100 days will see the truth of this tragedy brought to light.

Cardinals.Ken

Oh my...

First off, those photos are old...about 10 years old (please note the wall paper.) The puppy in question did ruin my new (at the time) laptop, and yes, I was very upset. I was so upset that I made arrangements that the puppy in question (whose name is Tom) to go live with my sister.

Here's Tom now:



And here a photo of one of the litters the Tom sired:



As for the "Pet Cemetary" sign in the back yard, I put that up to scare off any wildlife and hobos that may disturb my new lawn that I had just planted and planned to landscape.

That area now looks like this:



Obviously, I love puppies more than D- "The Puppy-Juggler" Dogg.



I should get used to this kind of mud-slinging from my opponent.

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jenna2891

good sir, until you stop lying to the american people, you should not expect us to stop the fight against you for the truth.

further proof you are a liar: no relative of yours could be even remotely that attractive.

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Cardinals.Ken

I'm adopted...my biological parents left me in a dumpster behind Telly's in Brooklyn. My REAL parents saved me from a callous and cold-hearted foster care system.

Now who looks like ass?

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jenna2891

your own parents didn't even want you!

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Pariah

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HarleyRider

I skimmed that whole thing and all I saw was "blahblahblahblahblahblah"

Nowhere in there did I see anything that remotely resembled "beer" or "boobies".

WTF?

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Diamondback Jay

That's in my campaign Brian..

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Djaughe

Actually that is going to be one of the issues discussed in the debate.

For example I noticed the candidates haven't commented on this issue: Pinup girl wants back into U.S.

It would be informative to hear what they would do to resolve this issue.

Djaughe

The application period to be a debate moderator is now closed.



Please note the adjusted dates in the guidelines!

• March 5th - List of debate moderators will be announced with scheduled time frames (3 Debates).
• The first debate will be held on March 8th.
• The last debate session will be scheduled prior to March 14th.
• Election Day is on March 20th, 2007.

Thank you for your time.
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Ryanwb

More incriminating evidence could damn the Cardinals.Ken Campaign

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RIP Tim

Assface

You present a compelling argument, Jason. I like you stance on the issues.

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RIP King of Cards
Tim Minnick 9/12/1972-3/4/2007
You'll be missed.

Djaughe

Please note the adjusted dates in the guidelines!

• March 12th - List of debate moderators will be announced with scheduled time frames (3 Debates).
• The first debate will be held on March 15th.
• The last debate session will be scheduled prior to March 21st.
• Election Day is on March 27th, 2007.

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