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Old February 27th, 2007, 06:10 PM   #1
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Pariah for a newish tomorrow


I had a long speech prepared, but I'll just say this because I'm too overcome with emotion: I'm running for you ASFN. And, you've spoken; I won't change my name prior or during the election, because that would be unfair to my esteemed and deserving opponents. But, if elected to this fantastical office, I the old will become new again!

Pariah is dead! Long live Pariah!



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Old February 27th, 2007, 06:13 PM   #2
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But, if elected to this fantastical office, I the old will become new again!
Good sir, would you please go on the record as to the meaning of this? Will you go back to the name Pariah if you win this election?

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Old February 27th, 2007, 06:20 PM   #3
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Good sir, would you please go on the record as to the meaning of this? Will you go back to the name Pariah if you win this election?

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That's right, Mr. Dogg. I will change my name to Pariah if elected.

And, I'll do my very best to put an end to the ridiculous practice of rating posts.
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Old February 27th, 2007, 06:21 PM   #4
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That's right, Mr. Dogg. I will change my name to Pariah if elected.

And, I'll do my very best to put an end to the ridiculous practice of rating posts.
Hmm... Thats a pretty darn good argument
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Old February 27th, 2007, 06:22 PM   #5
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That's right, Mr. Dogg. I will change my name to Pariah if elected.

And, I'll do my very best to put an end to the ridiculous practice of rating posts.
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Old February 27th, 2007, 06:34 PM   #6
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That's right, Mr. Dogg. I will change my name to Pariah if elected.

And, I'll do my very best to put an end to the ridiculous practice of rating posts.
Ummm....the final election will be private in the grand tradition of this fine country, right?
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Old February 27th, 2007, 07:48 PM   #7
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My name is Jason (for now), and I endorse this message.
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Old March 27th, 2007, 10:29 AM   #8
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As the election draws near, my vision for a "newish tomorrow" is growing exponentially.

Of course, I remain steadfast in my pledge to change my name back to Pariah if elected. But, in a magnanimous display solidarity and support for my vision for a newish tomorrow, DDogg, AKA Donald, has also pledged to make a conditional name change--those conditions begin with a victory for ASFN with my election to this preposterous, yet esteemed position of ASFN president.

Likewise, Jay was so anxious to begin a newish tomorrow, he changed his name this week!

Kudos to DDogg and Jay for embracing a Newish Tomorrow. I appreciate your support and ASFN appreciates your honesty in embracing my vision.
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Old March 27th, 2007, 10:32 AM   #9
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That's right people, if you want my name to be Donald on here instead of D-Dogg, you should probably vote for Jason.

If you want Kumites, you should probably vote for Ken.

If you don't know who Jay is anymore because of his name changes, you should try to find him on the ballot.

But if you want YEAAAAAHHHHHHHAAWWWWW!!! Well, then you know who to vote for. YEAAAHHHHHHAWWW!! That's the D-Dogg Difference.
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Old March 27th, 2007, 10:53 AM   #10
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But if you want YEAAAAAHHHHHHHAAWWWWW!!! Well, then you know who to vote for. YEAAAHHHHHHAWWW!! That's the D-Dogg Difference.
lmao! I love that.

So do we all have to change our names?

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Old March 27th, 2007, 10:58 AM   #11
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lmao! I love that.

So do we all have to change our names?

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Oh man, I hope w00t! isn't taken.
Lib shate me? Is that past tense for sh!t? Why would anyone want to crap you? You're our favorite turd.
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Old March 27th, 2007, 11:00 AM   #12
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Lib shate me? Is that past tense for sh!t? Why would anyone want to crap you? You're our favorite turd.

no, no, no... it's "libsh ate me".
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Old March 27th, 2007, 11:01 AM   #14
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no, no, no... it's "libsh ate me".
Ah, thank you. I know I confuse easily.
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It's actually Li bsh ateme. Good thing I'm leaning toward w00t!
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