Pariah for a newish tomorrow

Pariah · February 27th, 2007, 07:10 PM

I had a long speech prepared, but I'll just say this because I'm too overcome with emotion: I'm running for you ASFN. And, you've spoken; I won't change my name prior or during the election, because that would be unfair to my esteemed and deserving opponents. But, if elected to this fantastical office, I the old will become new again!

Pariah is dead! Long live Pariah!

Donald · February 27th, 2007, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason

But, if elected to this fantastical office, I the old will become new again!

Good sir, would you please go on the record as to the meaning of this? Will you go back to the name Pariah if you win this election?

--The News

Pariah · February 27th, 2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by D-Dogg

Good sir, would you please go on the record as to the meaning of this? Will you go back to the name Pariah if you win this election?

--The News

That's right, Mr. Dogg. I will change my name to Pariah if elected.

And, I'll do my very best to put an end to the ridiculous practice of rating posts.

dogpoo32 · February 27th, 2007, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason

That's right, Mr. Dogg. I will change my name to Pariah if elected.

And, I'll do my very best to put an end to the ridiculous practice of rating posts.

Hmm... Thats a pretty darn good argument

Assface · February 27th, 2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason

That's right, Mr. Dogg. I will change my name to Pariah if elected.

And, I'll do my very best to put an end to the ridiculous practice of rating posts.

5/5

Linderbee · February 27th, 2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason

That's right, Mr. Dogg. I will change my name to Pariah if elected.

And, I'll do my very best to put an end to the ridiculous practice of rating posts.

Ummm....the final election will be private in the grand tradition of this fine country, right?

Pariah · February 27th, 2007, 08:48 PM

My name is Jason (for now), and I endorse this message.

Pariah · March 27th, 2007, 11:29 AM

As the election draws near, my vision for a "newish tomorrow" is growing exponentially.

Of course, I remain steadfast in my pledge to change my name back to Pariah if elected. But, in a magnanimous display solidarity and support for my vision for a newish tomorrow, DDogg, AKA Donald, has also pledged to make a conditional name change--those conditions begin with a victory for ASFN with my election to this preposterous, yet esteemed position of ASFN president.

Likewise, Jay was so anxious to begin a newish tomorrow, he changed his name this week!

Kudos to DDogg and Jay for embracing a Newish Tomorrow. I appreciate your support and ASFN appreciates your honesty in embracing my vision.

Donald · March 27th, 2007, 11:32 AM

That's right people, if you want my name to be Donald on here instead of D-Dogg, you should probably vote for Jason.

If you want Kumites, you should probably vote for Ken.

If you don't know who Jay is anymore because of his name changes, you should try to find him on the ballot.

But if you want YEAAAAAHHHHHHHAAWWWWW!!! Well, then you know who to vote for. YEAAAHHHHHHAWWW!! That's the D-Dogg Difference.

AzCards21 · March 27th, 2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by D-Dogg

But if you want YEAAAAAHHHHHHHAAWWWWW!!! Well, then you know who to vote for. YEAAAHHHHHHAWWW!! That's the D-Dogg Difference.

lmao! I love that.

So do we all have to change our names?

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Repasshole (say it all at once)
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Linderbee · March 27th, 2007, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by AzCards21

lmao! I love that.

So do we all have to change our names?

Azcards21.5
21cards
Libshateme
Repasshole (say it all at once)
w00t!

Oh man, I hope w00t! isn't taken.

Lib shate me? Is that past tense for sh!t? Why would anyone want to crap you? You're our favorite turd.