Official ASFN Commission Announces the Winner

Djaughe · April 2nd, 2007, 07:32 AM

ASFN NonPresidential Commission has called Jason "Pariah" as the Official Nonofficial NonPresident of ASFN.

As a matter of formality we are awaiting the calls from the fellow candidates conceding the results.

Here is the final tally:
The popular vote, with 99 percent counted:

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67 for Jason Bush (39%)
50 for D-Dogg (29%)
36 for Cardinals.Ken (21%)
18 for Diamondback Jay (10%)

Dback Jon · April 2nd, 2007, 07:33 AM

Recount!!

Donald · April 2nd, 2007, 07:40 AM

Hey, you can go ahead and round mine up too there, with the even 30%. Donald appreciates it.

Djaughe · April 2nd, 2007, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by D-Dogg

Hey, you can go ahead and round mine up too there, with the even 30%. Donald appreciates it.

There's that 1%.

Here is the final tally:
The popular vote, with 100 percent counted:

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67 for Jason Bush (39%)
51 for D-Dogg (30%)
36 for Cardinals.Ken (21%)
18 for Diamondback Jay (10%)

Djaughe · April 2nd, 2007, 07:50 AM

A PM has been sent to the Admins:

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Originally Posted by PM

The election is over and Jason is the winner.

It was Jason's pledge to change his name back to Pariah - if he won.

It was also D-Dogg's pledge to change his username to Donald - if Jason won.

I cc'd both Jason and D-Dogg on this PM - can you please make the two changes?

Thank You!

Pariah · April 2nd, 2007, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Djaughe

A PM has been sent to the Admins:

DDogg can keep his name if he wants. Seeing him squirm for a while was enough for me.

KloD · April 2nd, 2007, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason

DDogg can keep his name if he wants. Seeing him squirm for a while was enough for me.

I think you need to make an executive decision and demand he keep his name. You are now the decider of ASFN, decide...

Linderbee · April 2nd, 2007, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason

DDogg can keep his name if he wants. Seeing him squirm for a while was enough for me.

All the people that only voted for you because they wanted to see 'Donald' are going to be MAD.

abomb · April 2nd, 2007, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason

DDogg can keep his name if he wants. Seeing him squirm for a while was enough for me.

What a flip flopper. Already breaking his campaign promises to the people.

I guess this means we wont have a newish tomorrow either!

jenna2891 · April 2nd, 2007, 08:35 AM

Linderbee · April 2nd, 2007, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by abomb

What a flip flopper. Already breaking his campaign promises to the people.

I guess this means we wont have a newish tomorrow either!

Would she lie to you?

Spoiler:

Donald · April 2nd, 2007, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason

DDogg can keep his name if he wants. Seeing him squirm for a while was enough for me.

Donald wouldn't dream of it.

KloD · April 2nd, 2007, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Linderbee

Would she lie to you?

Spoiler:

That's not fair... that's like putting a dear in front of headlights.. or abomb in front of her headlights.

Linderbee · April 2nd, 2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by KloD

That's not fair... that's like putting a dear in front of headlights.. or abomb in front of her headlights.

I did come up with some great campaign posters in Jason's absence, didn't I?

dogpoo32 · April 2nd, 2007, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Linderbee

Would she lie to you?

Spoiler:

I would hope so. God I would hope so.

Cue the music!

(this is where I would type out the presidential march if I weren't so lazy)

Pariah will be thanking the Swiftpoo Veterans for Truth for the duration of his reign. Even though we drifted away for a bit, we were there in spirit all the while.