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Old August 29th, 2008, 03:28 PM   #1
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May-November Relationships - do they work?


Old Man courts young, attractive women, with a twist....


This is going to be ONE interesting campaign!!
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Old August 29th, 2008, 09:01 PM   #2
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And a young attractive man courts an older man with a twist.

This campaign has something for everybody. Thanks to the cable TV news outlets and the internet for this elections candidates.

Its almost like casting for a reality show. Winner gets millions and to live in a big mansion in Washington for 4-8 years.
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Old August 30th, 2008, 10:24 AM   #3
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I was watching a news program - either Olbermann or Daily Show (can't remember which), and when Palin got on stage with McCain, the announcer said:

"And here's McCain introducing us to his 3rd wife..."
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Old August 30th, 2008, 10:31 AM   #4
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I was watching a news program - either Olbermann or Daily Show (can't remember which), and when Palin got on stage with McCain, the announcer said:

"And here's McCain introducing us to his 3rd wife..."
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Old August 30th, 2008, 05:06 PM   #5
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Rrrrring!
She: “Hello.”
He: “Hi. Is this Sarah Palin?”
She: “Yes. Who is this?”
He: “This is John McCain. You and I met once before.”
She: “Oh yeah, the old dude. How are you, Gramps?”
He: “Just fine. I’m calling to tell you that I’ve picked you as my running
mate as Republican candidate for Vice President of the United
States."
She: (After she stops laughing) “Are you serious? I won a beauty contest
in Wasilla, then was Mayor of Wasilla, all 11.7 square miles, with a
population of 5470 people. Then, two years ago, I became Governor
of Alaska, the fourth least populated state in the country.” And you
criticized Barack's experience?"
He: “That’s OK, Sally.”
She: “Uh, it’s Sarah, Old Dude.” Say, isn’t it common knowledge that,
because of your age and health, your intention is to be a one-term
President, putting me a heartbeat away from the Presidency or
making me standard bearer in four years?"
He: “I need a woman on the ticket, Sally. Don’t worry, we’ll never get
elected."
She: “OK, I’ll grab a flight and be right down. ‘See you later, Old Dude.”
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Old August 31st, 2008, 01:41 AM   #6
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Rrrrring!
She: “Hello.”
He: “Hi. Is this Sarah Palin?”
She: “Yes. Who is this?”
He: “This is John McCain. You and I met once before.”
She: “Oh yeah, the old dude. How are you, Gramps?”
He: “Just fine. I’m calling to tell you that I’ve picked you as my running
mate as Republican candidate for Vice President of the United
States."
She: (After she stops laughing) “Are you serious? I won a beauty contest
in Wasilla, then was Mayor of Wasilla, all 11.7 square miles, with a
population of 5470 people. Then, two years ago, I became Governor
of Alaska, the fourth least populated state in the country.” And you
criticized Barack's experience?"
He: “That’s OK, Sally.”
She: “Uh, it’s Sarah, Old Dude.” Say, isn’t it common knowledge that,
because of your age and health, your intention is to be a one-term
President, putting me a heartbeat away from the Presidency or
making me standard bearer in four years?"
He: “I need a woman on the ticket, Sally. Don’t worry, we’ll never get
elected."
She: “OK, I’ll grab a flight and be right down. ‘See you later, Old Dude.”
She was also on the cover of Vogue:

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Old August 31st, 2008, 04:15 AM   #7
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got to be some nude shots somewhere.
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