February 27th, 2007, 08:59 AM
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A Whole New World
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D-Dogg in 2008. For your future, and your children's future.
I'd like to announce my candidacy for whatever the office is that Cardinals.Ken is running for.
I will work tirelessly for you. I cannot be bought.
This campaign isn't about me; it is about you. Together, we will win.
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February 27th, 2007, 09:05 AM
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D-Dogg in 2008. For your future, and your children's future.
This post paid for the electCardinals.Ken campaign.
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February 27th, 2007, 09:05 AM
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I would like to announce my running mate, Mulli.
Also, my press secretary, JerseyGirl and my Chief of Staff, jenna.
They haven't agreed to be part of this campaign, but my magnetic personality will bend their wills.
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You see, Cards fans, when you love a team without likin' it, the games can be long and cold, and contempt comes up with the sun...
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February 27th, 2007, 09:05 AM
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This thread is not has not been approved, or endorsed by; The Cardinals.Ken Campaign For President, Zbigniew Brzezinski, or The Yakima Herald Republic!
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Moses parted the Red Sea, Oppenheimer split the atom, but dotKen cut the crap. - Steve Antczak
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February 27th, 2007, 09:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D-Dogg
I would like to announce my running mate, Mulli.
Also, my press secretary, JerseyGirl and my Chief of Staff, jenna.
They haven't agreed to be part of this campaign, but my magnetic personality will bend their wills.
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February 27th, 2007, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by abomb
Dont make me go work for the enemy.
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I just gave him a donation... and nothing too.
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'Just to reiterate, Derek Anderson isn't hurt.... he has just been benched.'
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February 27th, 2007, 09:23 AM
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I am the author of Proposition 300.
I know how to spell the word, potato, and I authored a thread about it.
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February 27th, 2007, 09:24 AM
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What positions do you guys want?
The doors are always open.
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You see, Cards fans, when you love a team without likin' it, the games can be long and cold, and contempt comes up with the sun...
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February 27th, 2007, 09:24 AM
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Abomb, please make sure to quote DCR, JerseyGirl, and Jenna in your posts.
They're all on my ignore list now!
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Last edited by Cardinals.Ken; February 27th, 2007 at 09:24 AM.
Reason: and Mulli too!
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February 27th, 2007, 09:25 AM
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abomb: National Policy Liason...liases with snowbunnies and eHarmony chicks helping spread my programs to the populous
dcr: Chief of Game Technology. He will allocate funds for all national endowments of the video game arts that I am implementing in my first 100 days.
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You see, Cards fans, when you love a team without likin' it, the games can be long and cold, and contempt comes up with the sun...
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February 27th, 2007, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by D-Dogg
abomb: National Policy Liason...liases with snowbunnies and eHarmony chicks helping spread my programs to the populous
dcr: Chief of Game Technology. He will allocate funds for all national endowments of the video game arts that I am implementing in my first 100 days.
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Buying votes I see...be careful not to spend all of your politcal capital too early...
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February 27th, 2007, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by D-Dogg
What positions do you guys want?
The doors are always open.
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Originally Posted by Cardinals.Ken
Abomb, please make sure to quote DCR, JerseyGirl, and Jenna in your posts.
They're all on my ignore list now!
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Originally Posted by D-Dogg
abomb: National Policy Liason...liases with snowbunnies and eHarmony chicks helping spread my programs to the populous
dcr: Chief of Game Technology. He will allocate funds for all national endowments of the video game arts that I am implementing in my first 100 days.
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At least you have me in the right area.
I'll be a mudslinger, write a bill to legalize marijuana and internet gambling, and be responsible for adding a smilie for every emotion that may need to be expressed during a campaign.
Whatever position you give me, where I can do those things, I'm in.
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February 27th, 2007, 09:31 AM
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In my campaign, you all get to write your own job description. Let the fur fly!
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You see, Cards fans, when you love a team without likin' it, the games can be long and cold, and contempt comes up with the sun...
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February 27th, 2007, 09:34 AM
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In my campaign, you all get to write your own job description. Let the fur fly!
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Woohoo. CK is going down.
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'Just to reiterate, Derek Anderson isn't hurt.... he has just been benched.'
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February 27th, 2007, 09:36 AM
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I hereby step forward to also serve as the Chef of Staff.
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