Originally Posted by Ryanwb
It came down between you and an inanimate carbon rod. Rod won....
This is my P&R Board.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My P&R Board is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
The P&R Board without me is useless. Without the P&R Board, I am useless.
The P&R Board is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its members, and its craziness.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my P&R Board clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My P&R Board and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.