Ryanwb

If I was to consume a large amount of KFC gravy and eat it like a soup, could that have long term health risks if I only did it one time?

Pariah

I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a Holiday Inn express last night, but I'd guess "no."

The human body is pretty good at short-term recovery stuff.

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Brian in Mesa

This could happen to you...

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Pariah

Oh, yeah. I forgot to ask--were you near any cosmic rays or gamma radiation when you were drinking KFC gravy as if it were soup?

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Ryanwb

I feel okay now, but my stomach is making these gurggling noises and I'm getting those messages that I may soon have to go boom-boom. Early indications are it's going to be one of those "hold on for dear life" boom-booms

Pariah

Those are fun sometimes.

You're lucky. First gravy-as-soup and now "hold on for dear life boom-booms. Lucky.

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thirty-two

im not quite sure why but that really made me laugh out loud. like, obnoxiously loud

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Pariah

Level with us; is this really the first time?

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Ryanwb

On such a large scale yes...

The worst part is my farts smell like gravy and I am working late tonight. I am soaking in my own stench.

Brian in Mesa

Congrats, Ryan. You now qualify for this t-shirt.

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Pariah

If farts semlling like gravy is the worst of it, you're getting off easy. Come to think of it, that's pretty lucky, too. Damnit.

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Ryanwb

In case anyone was asking, I always told my co-workers I would eat KFC gravy like soup because it tasted oh so good. So the guys went out to get dinner tonight and it was KFC of course. So they go there almost everyday and there is this cute girl who is the night shift manager. So they always flirt with her and she'll throw in a few biscuits or an extra side of potatoes

Any who, I'm sitting there minding my own business and they come busting through the door with huge smiles on their faces. So apparently they told the the hot night shift chicken girl about my love of gravy and how I would eat it like soup. So they got her to to fill a large bowl with gravy and they even brought back a spork. So for like 15 minutes I was sporking the gravy in my mouth while a huge crowd gathered around my cube.

Now everybody has gone home and I'm starting to deal with the after effects.... this feels worse than an all weekend bender with ribs and beer. Then I got a mental picture of my heart clogging with gravy, hence this thread

Pariah

Your wife better watch out. How could anyone resist you after an introduction like this one?

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abomb

I accidentaly saw something like this on the internets once.

A-Bomb

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