August 16th, 2006, 10:33 AM
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potential get-away driver: go!
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Troy Aikman Becomes First Robot Inducted Into Pro Football Hall Of Fame
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Troy Aikman Becomes First Robot Inducted Into Pro Football Hall Of Fame
August 10, 2006 | Issue 42•32
CANTON, OH—Troy Aikman, the blond, blue-sensored humanoid robot who led the Dallas Cowboys to three Super Bowls in his 12-year period of servitude with the team, became the first artificial construct to enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame Sunday. "No one who saw Dallas' Throwing/Running Offensive Yardage generator, or T.R.O.Y. as we called him around the shop, will forget his perfect mechanics or the cold, unemotional style he brought to the position of quarterbot," said former Cowboys offensive coordinator Norv Turner, who was responsible for writing Aikman's programs and who introduced Aikman during the induction ceremony. "If it were possible to feel love for a mere machine, I think everyone here would agree that we all might just love Troy Aikman." Aikman himself delivered a brief pre-recorded speech thanking all the technicians who made him possible before removing his head and upper torso, which will be displayed in the Hall of Fame alongside the busts of human players.
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god bless you, onion. |
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August 16th, 2006, 10:42 AM
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Stop with the Troy Aikman hate or I will go Chuck Norris on you. |
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August 16th, 2006, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan
Stop with the Troy Aikman hate or I will go Chuck Norris on you.
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Defending a Cowboy? For shame. |
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August 16th, 2006, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Bomb
Defending a Cowboy? For shame.
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Seriously this scab should not be picked. I've been looking for an arena to set the Smack Forum off. |
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August 16th, 2006, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan
Seriously this scab should not be picked. I've been looking for an arena to set the Smack Forum off.
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Is Troy Aikman your dad? Save you from a burning building? Give you your copy of Any Given Sunday? Trade you a Coke for his jersey? |
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August 16th, 2006, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Bomb
Is Troy Aikman your dad? Save you from a burning building? Give you your copy of Any Given Sunday? Trade you a Coke for his jersey?
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I really don't want to talk about this. It'll make me angry....and you'll like me even less when I'm angry. |
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August 16th, 2006, 11:26 AM
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A Whole New World
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Originally Posted by NEZCardsfan
I really don't want to talk about this. It'll make me angry....and you'll like me even less when I'm angry.
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Did you have groupie lovin' with Troy in his hotel room?
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August 16th, 2006, 11:27 AM
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Lines off Michael Irvin's ass? |
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August 16th, 2006, 11:28 AM
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August 16th, 2006, 11:28 AM
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In the obligation of full disclosure, I actually like Troy Aikman as a person and respect him as a QB. He is a true champion. However, the Cards bylaws state I must dislike anyone who wears a star on his helmet.
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August 16th, 2006, 11:28 AM
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Just tell us, NEZAikman8fan.
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August 16th, 2006, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Bomb
In the obligation of full disclosure, I actually like Troy Aikman as a person and respect him as a QB. He is a true champion. However, the Cards bylaws state I must dislike anyone who wears a star on his helmet.
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WTF?? Seriously?? You are now my beyotch. |
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August 16th, 2006, 11:29 AM
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Quarterbot....that's funny.
NEZ, did he let you play with his diode tube?
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August 16th, 2006, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by D-Dogg
Quarterbot....that's funny.
NEZ, did he let you play with his diode tube?
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"Let him" or "make him"? |
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August 16th, 2006, 11:31 AM
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I don't hate anyone in the NFL...well, very few people that is. People like that murderous mothershutyomouth Leonard Little, those guys I hate.
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