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Kobe and Rape
here's the thing: i hate kobe, i hate the lakers, i hate rape. on the other hand, i love the suns, i love good jokes, i love consensual sex.
all that being established, can we please stop with the kobe/rape jokes?
don't get me wrong, i could give a flying fork about kobe or his itty bitty feewings. but we suns fans are better than these jokes. we hate the lakers, so clearly we are bright people. our smack should be fresh and intelligent. at this point, a kobe rape joke is the equivalent of someone being called "phil" when they promise pictures.
to a lakers' fan, a joke of this nature will not serve to smack them, but rather it garners a big  . think about it, suns fans, what's your reaction every time an idiot lakers fan posts this:
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if you are like me, your reaction is this: "brilliant retort, *******!"
for us, the suns fans' sake, can we please retire the kobe/rape jokes? we are better than this. we are smarter than this. join me, won't you?
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April 13th, 2007, 10:59 AM
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jenna is so smart, she may as well be a lakers fan.
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April 13th, 2007, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by abomb
jenna is so smart, she may as well be a lakers fan.
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you disgust me.
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April 13th, 2007, 11:08 AM
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He needs to stop doing it....
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April 13th, 2007, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Divide Et Impera
He needs to stop doing it....
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SOH 
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April 13th, 2007, 11:19 AM
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I guess we are alike in that we both harp on "Things that never happened", Kobe being a rapist and the Suns winning anything.
Randy Johnson is a arsonist!
Last edited by abomb; April 13th, 2007 at 11:23 AM.
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April 13th, 2007, 11:24 AM
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Ah, I know those are just bullets of love, my dear....
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April 13th, 2007, 11:28 AM
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I'm a Lakers fan, not a Kobe fan, so bang on him all you want. 
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April 13th, 2007, 11:29 AM
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I'm a Lakers fan, not a Kobe fan, so bang on him all you want. |
One of the things I admire about you BIM! 
Do you still like the Dbacks, despite Randy Johnson burning down that old woman's house? |
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April 13th, 2007, 11:30 AM
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One thing's for sure - Kobe is great at getting penetration in spite of heavy resistance....
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April 13th, 2007, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by jenna2891
here's the thing: i hate kobe, i hate the lakers, i hate rape. on the other hand, i love the suns, i love good jokes, i love consensual sex.
all that being established, can we please stop with the kobe/rape jokes?
don't get me wrong, i could give a flying fork about kobe or his itty bitty feewings. but we suns fans are better than these jokes. we hate the lakers, so clearly we are bright people. our smack should be fresh and intelligent. at this point, a kobe rape joke is the equivalent of someone being called "phil" when they promise pictures.
to a lakers' fan, a joke of this nature will not serve to smack them, but rather it garners a big . think about it, suns fans, what's your reaction every time an idiot lakers fan posts this:
if you are like me, your reaction is this: "brilliant retort, *******!"
for us, the suns fans' sake, can we please retire the kobe/rape jokes? we are better than this. we are smarter than this. join me, won't you? |
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April 13th, 2007, 11:39 AM
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Hey, Kobe himself said last year that "playing physical excites him."
Oops...sorry, Jenna...I should know better. 
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April 13th, 2007, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Divide Et Impera
One thing's for sure - Kobe is great at getting penetration in spite of heavy resistance....
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True.
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April 13th, 2007, 11:50 AM
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Nothing can stop him from putting it in the hole....
He gives a whole new meaning to "serving up a facial"....
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April 13th, 2007, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Divide Et Impera
Nothing can stop him from putting it in the hole....
He gives a whole new meaning to "serving up a facial"....
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2004 called. It wanted it's "witty" responses back.
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