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LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving
under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
"lost" and is not available.
MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to
take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for US Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an
oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas
the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion
dollars per week.
I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock
market.
I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security failure in U.S.history.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq,
then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a US president.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that
trend continues every month.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in
US history.
I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president
since the advent of television.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I've broken more international treaties than any president in US history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration
in US history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her.
I am the first president in US history to order an unprovoked, preemptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against
the will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world
community.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
history of the United States government.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the
US from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war" detainees) and
thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate
campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth
Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history. My
political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my election decision. I
have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or
prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate
rip-offs in history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade Center attacks
and less than a year later made the US the most hated country in the world,
the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
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I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my
presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.
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I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam
Hussein to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library,
sealed, and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.
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Wow, it really shows just how little this man cares for the American people. Hopefully it will show come election time...
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26-year-old Saermengsi last season rated average 25.1 minutes, with 7.5 hours, 2.7 times and 2.7 backboard secondary attack, he Yifusen general as the replacement came in March Yifusen injuries ever period of time, three matches in a row, his secondary attack will reach 10. By Sun team, he could strengthen outer lane line, but also as the replacement fullback scored his general customary activities in the stadium two wings. On the season Saermengsi-ball hit rate reached 30%. He was in flames and Jones made a three-year teammate, Jones said that the organizers he pitches, but he can also shooting. His shooting is deceptive.
Originally posted by Krangthebrain Wow, it really shows just how little this man cares for the American people. Hopefully it will show come election time...
Forget about American people only - what about breaking treaties, etc.....
The ONLY thing W cares about is his wallet and the wallet of his cronies.
This guy is a ****ing embarassment to this country.
Originally posted by Stronso A. I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
B. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
C. Enron CEO Ken Lay
D. I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
E. In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
F. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
G. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
A. Just like many sons of politicians, some Democrats and some Republicans.
B. Just like most pro sports' owners...that's how it works in that business.
C. He was hanging around with the Clintons while they were in the White House too.
D. The most executions happened during his time as Governor. You imply that he was there flipping the switch. The courts handle the criminal system. The number of executions likely would have been the same regardless of whom the Governor was.
E. Job numbers have been up for 3 months in a row, a new trend. Economy turning around also. Many of these things the President has zero control of. They just get the blame when things are down and praise when things are up.
F. Was GW calling in loans? Again - how is this his fault and not the fault of the individuals who couldn't pay their bills. How about some personal responsibility in this country?
G. Just like former Presidents. Obviously these two are tough to capture/kill. Duh.
Where's WaywardFan? I'm sure he would be able to counter every point. I'm at work so I took on a few that stood out to me.
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What's funny is this is the same type of thing that the "other side" complained about while Bill Clinton was in office. Nothing more than potshots at the Pres... Like the list of people who had died that had connections to Clinton and/or the Clinton White House, etc.
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Originally posted by Brian in Mesa What's funny is this is the same type of thing that the "other side" complained about while Bill Clinton was in office. Nothing more than potshots at the Pres... Like the list of people who had died that had connections to Clinton and/or the Clinton White House, etc.
I agree, but the "other side" were using conspiracy theories and the like to discredit Clinton.
Bush's record, especially his enviromental policies, speaks for itself. I don't blame Bush for the economy, he has no control over it, but I do blame him for other things (enviroment, PATRIOT ACT, lies for going to war, and helping to profit his administration at the cost of taxpayers).
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26-year-old Saermengsi last season rated average 25.1 minutes, with 7.5 hours, 2.7 times and 2.7 backboard secondary attack, he Yifusen general as the replacement came in March Yifusen injuries ever period of time, three matches in a row, his secondary attack will reach 10. By Sun team, he could strengthen outer lane line, but also as the replacement fullback scored his general customary activities in the stadium two wings. On the season Saermengsi-ball hit rate reached 30%. He was in flames and Jones made a three-year teammate, Jones said that the organizers he pitches, but he can also shooting. His shooting is deceptive.
Originally posted by Brian in Mesa What's funny is this is the same type of thing that the "other side" complained about while Bill Clinton was in office. Nothing more than potshots at the Pres... Like the list of people who had died that had connections to Clinton and/or the Clinton White House, etc.
True.
What bugs me is puerile statements like this one
"I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history."
As I am sure every president has to that point. I'll bet it will be true of the next President as well.
I am no wide eyed supporter of our current president but that post has so many uneven comments it sounds like it came from the DNC.
My guess is, it is from the Mirror.
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“votes are collared under democracy, not by talking sense but by talking nonsense.” ~H. L. Mencken
Originally posted by Stronso 1/2 the story is that he is a convicted criminal who has broken more treaties than any President before him?
What is the other half? WTF Aliens?
What was he convicted of again? DUI? Criminal Mastermind in office...beware.
How about this one.
"With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes."
Presidents are not elected by popular vote. To say he lost by 500,000 votes demonstrates supreme ignorance of the U.S. [edit]electoral[/edit] system.
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“votes are collared under democracy, not by talking sense but by talking nonsense.” ~H. L. Mencken
Last edited by SirChaz; November 10th, 2003 at 04:12 PM.
Originally posted by SirChaz What was he convicted of again? DUI? Criminal Mastermind in office...beware.
How about this one.
"With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes."
Presidents are not elected by popular vote. To say he lost by 500,000 votes demonstrates supreme ignorance of the U.S. electorial system.
Not to be a dick, but it's funny when someone writes about ignorance, but then spells something ("electoral") wrong.
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26-year-old Saermengsi last season rated average 25.1 minutes, with 7.5 hours, 2.7 times and 2.7 backboard secondary attack, he Yifusen general as the replacement came in March Yifusen injuries ever period of time, three matches in a row, his secondary attack will reach 10. By Sun team, he could strengthen outer lane line, but also as the replacement fullback scored his general customary activities in the stadium two wings. On the season Saermengsi-ball hit rate reached 30%. He was in flames and Jones made a three-year teammate, Jones said that the organizers he pitches, but he can also shooting. His shooting is deceptive.
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