40yearfan

Subject: Fwd: THREE THINGS TO THINK about:



1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three
years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state
of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls?
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all
a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot
of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and
we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it
creates a hostile work environment

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