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The Robin Williams peace plan
> > >>>>You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts!
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.
What
> we
> > >>>need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
> > >>>>
> > >>>>argue with this logic!)
> > >>>>
> > >>>>"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> plan
> > >>>for peace. So, here's one plan."
> > >>>>
> > >>>>1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their
> > >>>affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo,
> > >>>Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys',
we
> > >>>will
> > >>>never "interfere" again.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with
> > >>>Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't
> > >>>want
> > >>>us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
> > >>>sneaking
> > >>>through holes in the fence.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and
> > >>>leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder
> > >>>will
> > >>>be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where
> they
> > >>>are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90
> days
> > >>>unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will
> be
> > >>>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't
> > >>>hide
> > >>>here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need
any
> more
> > >>>cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers.
> > >>>>If
> > >>>they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" and it's back home
baby.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy
> > >>>>wise.
> > >>>This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will
> > >>>require
> > >>>a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
> will
> > >>>have to cope for a while.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel
> for
> > >>>their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
go
> > >>>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells
> > >>>filling
> > >>>up the storage sites would be enough.)
> > >>>>
> > >>>>8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we
> > >>>>will
> > >>>not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain,
> > >>>cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
are
> > >>>stolen
> > >>>or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if
> > >>>anything.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
> don't
> > >>>need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building
> > >>>would
> > >>>make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no
> one
> > >>>can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> > >>>ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
> > >>>>
> > >>>>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired,
your
> > >>>>poor,
> > >>>your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'you
> > >>>want
> > >>>a piece of me?' "
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