Now. That's funny..
Reminds me of a joke....
One day, Airforce One landed and President Clinton came walking down the stairs carrying two hogs, one under each arm. As he got to the bottom, a man in uniform saluted his Commander in Chief and said, "Those are some mighty nice pigs you have there". President Clinton replied, "Hey, these are not just any old pigs, these are two guenuine, Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got this one for Hillary and this one for Chelsea". The man replied "Great Trade, Sir"