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September 12th, 2008, 03:16 AM
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Renz's Avatar will die!!
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The Onion in 2001...
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September 12th, 2008, 04:11 AM
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That's not Snowflake!!
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wow...you said it.
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September 12th, 2008, 04:28 AM
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Not so tongue in cheek is it? We found the enemy.
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September 12th, 2008, 09:01 AM
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Happy days are here again
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Holy crap. That's creepily dead on.
"we must find an enemy and destroy it".... great stuff.
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September 12th, 2008, 01:19 PM
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History will vindicate him in 50 years!
September 12th, 2008, 01:54 PM
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So true it isn't funny..
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September 12th, 2008, 01:56 PM
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Can someone copy it over? Please? Work filters The Onion out, and my internet at home is toast until next Monday.
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September 12th, 2008, 02:44 PM
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Nevermind. Read it on my cellphone internet. Creepy stuff.
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September 12th, 2008, 03:46 PM
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Overall, scarily prophetic. But, how quickly revisionist history takes hold. Clinton was not opposed to committing our troops to battle. Just ask SWD, who was put in dangerous situations by virtue of the previous administration.
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"You better believe we're going to mix it up with somebody at some point during my administration," said Bush, who plans a 250 percent boost in military spending. "Unlike my predecessor , I am fully committed to putting soldiers in battle situations. Otherwise, what is the point of even having a military?"
But, that's a nitpik in the scheme of things. It's sad how this was supposed to be a far-out never-happen situation, and most everything came to pass.
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September 12th, 2008, 11:02 PM
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Of course there are those that are just happy "their side" won and be damned with the consequences.
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September 13th, 2008, 01:17 AM
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That's just scary sad.
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September 13th, 2008, 07:08 AM
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Man, I couldn't even muster a chuckle on that. What a sad state we have been put in....
One of the points that really sticks out to me is the mention of 'jingoism'. You tell me that isn't prophetic....
September 13th, 2008, 12:30 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you the Onion.
The Nostradamus of our time.
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September 13th, 2008, 12:53 PM
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No one noticed that it is in jest?
My god, look at the top of the page dated "January 13th 2008" and to the right discussing the LA train crash and hurricane Ike.
You've been duped.
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September 13th, 2008, 12:58 PM
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I was told not to
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Ok, nevermind.
I guess I was wrong. That was from January 17th.
I think.
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