Welcome to ASFN Fan Forums! We're glad to have you here. Please feel free to browse the forum. We'd like to invite you to join our community; doing so will enable you to view additional forums and post with our other members.
Registered Members don't see these ads. Register now
#1111
Answers Before Questions
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chatsworth, CA
Posts: 12,409
A$FN: 4,800
Congressional Democrats...
Registered Members don't see these ads. Register now
__________________Goin' "Double Maverick!"
#1112
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Maricopa, AZ
Posts: 8,605
A$FN: 2,740
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a
killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy's legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence,wedged
it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, 'Brave
Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
Animal.'
'But I'm not a Boston
Red Sox fan ,' the little hero interjected. 'Sorry'
replied the reporter. 'But since we're in Boston , I just assumed you
were.'
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, 'John Kerry Fan rescues
Friend From Horrific Dog Attack'
'But I'm not a John Kerry fan either,' the boy responds.
The reporter says, 'I assumed everybody in this state was either for the
Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy. What team or person do you like?''
'I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush', the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again:
'Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.'
#1113
Watch out for #1
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wandering the Universe
Posts: 8,826
A$FN: 4,000
Not exactly timely but still kind of funny.
__________________
#1114
Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 9,879
A$FN: 11,789
#1115
Retirement Doesn't Suck
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wickenburg, AZ
Posts: 4,674
A$FN: 7,500
__________________Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
#1116
Pretty Prince of Parties
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 5,211
A$FN: 1,203
Perfect place for this.
__________________"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy".
#1117
Jolly Nihilist
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Old Town Scottsdale
Posts: 6,858
A$FN: 1,290
Hue - rooting against NeoCon hegemonistic war isn't rooting against America.
__________________
#1118
Pretty Prince of Parties
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 5,211
A$FN: 1,203
Quote:
Originally Posted by
justAndy
Hue - rooting against NeoCon hegemonistic war isn't rooting against America.
I know, it's just funny.
__________________"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy".
#1119
Registered User
I wore my Blackwater Gear jacket the other day!!!
__________________
All Hell is breakin loose!!!!!
An unarmed person is a subject. An armed person is a citizen.
#1120
Answers Before Questions
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chatsworth, CA
Posts: 12,409
A$FN: 4,800
Quote:
Originally Posted by
PortlandCardFan
I wore my Blackwater Gear jacket the other day!!!
Were you overcome by an overwhelming lack of accountablity? hehehehe!
__________________Goin' "Double Maverick!"
#1121
Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 9,879
A$FN: 11,789
#1122
Count of Montefisto
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Northwest Gotham
Posts: 24,573
A$FN: 532,102
Quote:
Originally Posted by
krepitch
That crowd appears to be very white.
__________________
#1123
Random Encounter
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Chandler
Posts: 24,135
A$FN: 50,214
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mulli
That crowd appears to be very white.
And all laughing at putting Bush in front of a "Fiscal Responsibility" sign....
__________________
R.I.P Tim Minnick
The KING of Cards
#1124
Count of Montefisto
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Northwest Gotham
Posts: 24,573
A$FN: 532,102
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Dback Jon
And all laughing at putting Bush in front of a "Fiscal Responsibility" sign....
I was thinking, "Great googly moogly, some people really really love that goof."
__________________
#1125
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,348
A$FN: 1,000
Read his lips -- He just said,"I'll leave no Child behind except those 10 million the Dems want Insured,they will be left behind uninsured.hehehe."
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
Sitemap:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:10 PM .
Moon Lander Champion!
All Hell is breakin loose!!!!!
Linear Mode
