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Manifesto of the Templars of the Christian Brotherhood

Introduction
A spectre is haunting America -- The spectre is the Helter Skelter Conspiracy -- the "mother of all conspiracy theories." The forces of evil are planning the destruction of the United States. The goal of Helter Skelter is to promote the moral decline of the United States. If the United States morally degenerates, then it will join the New World Order. The purpose of the Templars of the Christian Brotherhood is to expose and defeat Helter Skelter.

Yours truly, King Saint, the current Grand Master of the TCB, found Apocalypse of the King while visiting Joshua Tree National Monument in California on April 4, 1997. It was written on a scroll and sealed in a bottle. It was signed by Elvis Aaron Presley. I could not understand the text for it took the form of cryptic poetry. The next day, I took the scroll back with me to the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas. That evening, while I was gazing upon the Hale-Bopp comet, a brilliant white light appeared and a voice which sounded like a trumpet could be heard. The voice claimed to be the angel of America and interpreted the scroll for me.


The angel told me to write this manifesto for the Templars of the Christian Brotherhood. This is a secret society that was originally formed by Elvis and his minions, the Memphis Mafia. Elvis was the first Grand Master of the TCB. Elvis and the Memphis Mafia combated one of the incarnations of the Helter Skelter Conspiracy. Back then, the main conspirators included Charles Manson and the Beatles. Today, the main conspirators are neo-nazis, white supremacists, and members of the order of the Ku Klux Klan (nwo's). Helter Skelter must be defeated -- members and friends of the TCB unite!


Helter Skelter Conspiracy
This is the "mother of all conspiracy theories." The Helter Skelter Conspiracy began when the Great Dragon, that serpent of old, whose name is Satan, or the Devil, was thrown down to earth after losing a war with the angel of Israel, the renown archangel Michael. The Great Dragon was furious and waged war on Israel for giving birth to Yeshua HaMashiach, the son of Prime Mover. One of the main phases of the conspiracy involved the fallen angel or demon of Germany, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon. The goal of this phase of Helter Skelter was to eradicate the sons and daughters of Israel so that the Aryan headed New World Order would establish a satanic millennium known as the Third Reich. One of the results of this phase, the Holocaust, was the consequence of a war between Abaddon and Michael in which Michael was severely injured. However, Michael was rescued by the two angels who are referred to as the "Two Great Eagle's Wings". These two angels are Ephraim, the angel of Great Britian, and Manasseh, the angel of America. This explains why the British and the Americans defeated the Germans in World War II and put a final end to Hitler's final solution.

The Templars of the Christian Brotherhood are meant to be the good counterpart to the many evil occult secret societies active before the rise of Nazi Germany, such as the Order of the New Templars and the Ordo Templi Orientis. These secret societies were responsible for much of the racist ideology that paved the way for the Holocaust. The Nazi's borrowed the swastika from the emblem of the Order of the New Templars. An influential figure for the racist thinking of these societies came from Madame Helena Petrovna Blavatsky, the founder of the Theosophical Society. Elvis, who thought his mother Gladys resembled Blavatsky, read Blavatsky and many other occultists and New Agers in order to better understand the historical dimensions of Helter Skelter.

Another phase of Helter Skelter involved the introduction of slavery into America. In this phase, the angel of America had to fight a powerful demon named Moroni in order to eradicate slavery and preserve the Union. This heavenly battle was mirrored on earth by the Civil War. The great earthly hero in this phase was Abraham Lincoln whose sacred effort foiled Helter Skelter. His Emancipation Proclamation would be a prophetic adumbration of the reconciliatory mission of Elvis Presley and the TCB. Lincoln, along with Martin Luther King, Jr. and Elvis Presley, form the American Trinity. As a joke, the forces of evil shot Lincoln on Good Friday. Martin Luther King, Jr., who himself would be killed by the forces of evil, would later pay tribute to Lincoln by delivering his famous "I Have a Dream" speech in front of the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 1963 and using language reminiscent of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address of 1863. King was assassinated on April 4 in retaliation for Lincoln's march into Richmond, Virginia, the capital of the Confederacy, on April 4, 1865.

The penultimate phase of Helter Skelter involved Charles Manson and the Beatles. The goal of this phase was to spark a race war in America. Manson's plan was to kill some white celebrities and make it look as though blacks were responsible. He hoped a race war would ensue and that after the war he and his clan would come out of hiding to take control. Manson received demonic suggestions from the Beatles' White album. The album title was a reference to the coming race war in which Manson, a white man, would eventually rule. The song "Helter Skelter" was, of course, a blatant reference to the Helter Skelter Conspiracy and the song "Revolution 9" was a veiled reference to Revelation 9, a chapter in the last book of the New Testament. It is in this chapter where Abaddon is mentioned by name. It is also in chapter 9 where mention is made of four angels set to kill a third of mankind. Manson took these four angels to be the Beatles.

The Beatles were from Liverpool, the name which appeared on the RMS Titanic, which hit an iceberg on April 14, the same date Abraham Lincoln was shot, and sank on April 15, the same date Abraham Lincoln died. The Titanic was a warning, a prophetic metaphor, how quickly the United States could sink into the moral abyss. Also, the Beatles were given instructions from Abaddon, the demon of Germany, while they were performing in Hamburg, Germany.

There are some interesting links between Manson and the nazis. It should not be forgotten that Manson brands a swastika on his forehead. He may have picked up some of his nazi beliefs from the Aryan Brotherhood while in prison. He also knew James N. Mason, who was related to the American Nazi Party. Also, a Manson Family member, Susan Atkins, was a member of Anton Szandor LaVey's Church of Satan.

Elvis and the Memphis Mafia, working as the Templars of the Christian Brotherhood, were successful in exposing and defeating the Manson phase of Helter Skelter. Elvis modeled some of his public persona after the comic book hero Captain Marvel Jr., who even resembles Elvis. After being named one of the 1970 young men of the year by the national organization of the Junior Chambers of Commerce, Elvis stated in his acceptance speech that he was always the hero of the comic books he read. The comic book character Captain Marvel Jr. himself first appeared during World War II. The young man Freddy Freeman became Captain Marvel Jr. after he was injured during an attack by Captain Nazi. The lightning bolt in Elvis' TCB logo comes from the lightning bolt on the front of Captain Marvel Jr.'s costume and is also supposed to be the good counterpart to the evil double sig rune of the nazi SS.



Elvis had met with President Richard Nixon in order to infiltrate the FBI. Elvis wanted to wage a war on drugs, not only because drugs were morally corrupting America's youth, but also because he discovered an FBI plot to keep blacks down by getting them addicted to drugs. The plot, known as operation "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", involved the Beatles. Elvis also believed that the FBI was responsible for the assassinations of John and Robert Kennedy and tried to uncover the plots. However, Elvis died before his efforts came to fruition. God saw that he needed some rest and called him home to be with him. Ironically, Elvis was addicted to prescription drugs. Not coincidentally, he was in Germany when his drug addiction took root.

The present phase of the Helter Skelter Conspiracy provides the subject matter for this manifesto. It is prophesied that under my leadership of the TCB the present phase of Helter Skelter will also be exposed and defeated. Apocalypse of the King was left by Elvis as a blueprint for how this present phase of Helter Skelter is to be countered.


U2
It is no accident that Apocalypse of the King was found in Joshua Tree National Monument. The apocalypse is dated March 17, 1977. What is interesting about this date is that the Irish rock band U2's The Joshua Tree album was released March 17, 1987, Saint Patrick's Day. U2, the "Anti-Beatles", are prophets whose mission is to expose Helter Skelter. The rock band Rush, in their song "Mission" from the album Hold Your Fire, attest to U2's mission. On their The Unforgettable Fire album, U2 feature two members of the American Trinity. The song "Elvis Presley and America" is immediately followed by the last song "MLK". U2 warn that America is under attack by demonic forces and that Americans need to be morally wide awake.

In their movie Rattle and Hum, U2 pay homage to Elvis by visiting Graceland and they shot their video to "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" in Las Vegas. Also, once before U2 performed the song "Helter Skelter", Bono claimed that he was stealing it back from Manson. A cartoon Elvis also appears in U2's video "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" -- driving a car with a license plate that reads "ELVIN2U". It is also in this same video that one of Bono's alter egos is reading C.S. Lewis' "Screwtape Letters", a book written from the evil perspective. Just as C.S. Lewis takes the perspective of an evil demon to teach his readers spiritual lessons, so Bono takes the perspective of an evil character to teach his audience about Helter Skelter. Bono even ended one of his concerts dressed as a devil singing the song with which Elvis always ended his concerts, "Can't Help Falling in Love". In the song "Until the End of the World", from Achtung Baby, Bono takes the persona of Judas, the disciple who betrayed Yeshua HaMashiach.

The album The Joshua Tree is about America and her problems in the face of Helter Skelter. Achtung Baby and Zooropa are about the evil New World Order. It is well known that the European Union, whose flag appears on the cover of Zooropa, is the fabled Beast of Revelation 13. U2 almost broke up when they made the mistake of recording some of Achtung Baby in Berlin.


Brotherhood Office of Secret Service
Bruce Springsteen, whose "Johnny Bye Bye" eulogizes Elvis, also warns of America's moral decay as a consequence of Helter Skelter, Jim Cullen's book Born in the U.S.A.: Bruce Springsteen and the American Tradition details some of Springsteen's role in fighting Helter Skelter. Springsteen has been awarded the prestigious position of honorary head of the Brotherhood Office of Secret Service for his covert fight against Helter Skelter. The Brotherhood Office of Secret Service is the propaganda department of the TCB. U2's fanclub newsletter is titled "Propaganda".

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and continuation:


Jesse Garon Presley
Satan tried to kill Elvis at birth but killed Elvis' twin brother Jesse Garon instead not realizing that Gladys gave birth to twins. This is how Elvis escaped the clutches of death. Both Jesse and Elvis are sons of Israel by flesh. Their mother, Gladys, was the daughter of Doll Mansell, who was the daughter of White and Martha Mansell. The mother of Martha Mansell was Nancy Tackett, who was known to be Jewish. Elvis was conscious of his Jewish heritage and this explains why he wore a "chai" (Hebrew for "alive") necklace, as well as the Star of David. Also, the official colors of Graceland are blue and white, the colors of the Israeli flag. The Elvis Inn in the Israeli town of Abu Ghosh, which is between Jerusalem and Tel Aviv, commemorates Elvis' role fighting Helter Skelter. Legend has it that Abu Ghosh, a figure who lived in Crusader times, collected tolls to protect pilgrims visiting the Holy Land. There is a Templar tie in here because it was one of the supposed goals of the original Templars to protect pilgrims in the Holy Land. Also, Elvis died reading A Scientific Search for the Face of Jesus, a book about the Turin shroud. This was not coincidental, since Elvis was a disciple of Yeshua HaMashiach and legend has it that the original Templars possessed the shroud.

Jesse Garon Presley is the Jesse figure in that he is a relative of Elvis, the King David figure (see Bono's poem which refers to Elvis as the American David). The guardian angel of Jesse will prepare the way for the appearance of Elvis' guardian angel prophesied to occur on August 16, 2001. Jesse's guardian angel is the guiding force behind the TCB. It is he who decides who is worthy to be Grand Master. Every January 8, the Grand Master of the TCB travels to Tupelo to receive instructions from Jesse's guardian angel. On January 8, 1978, Jon Burrows succeeded Elvis as Grand Master. Yours truly, King Saint, the current Grand Master, succeeded Jon Burrows on January 8, 1990.

In August of 2001, Jesse's guardian angel will appear on the streets of Memphis to prepare the way for Elvis' guardian angel. On August 16, 2001, Elvis' guardian angel will appear at Graceland to deliver secret revelations. Elvis' guardian angel is commemorated by Paul Simon's album Graceland. The icon on the album cover represents Elvis' guardian angel riding on a white horse, just as in the book of Revelation, chapter 19, Yeshua HaMashiach, the Divine Warrior, rides a white horse to vanquish evil. On the album cover, the angel riding the horse is holding a white and a black spear representing racial reconciliation. Paul Simon's Graceland, which was inspired by the music of black South Africa, was instrumental in bridging white and black music, just as Elvis was instrumental in doing the same.

The year 2001 is also important. The symbolic significance of this comes from sabbatical eschatology. The idea is that just as the world was created in six days, with the seventh being a day of rest, so human history will last six thousand years, followed by a messianic millennium, since according to Psalm 90:4: "a day is as a thousand years". There were four thousand years between Adam and Yeshua HaMashiach and two thousand between Yeshua HaMashiach and the appearance of Elvis' guardian angel. Since there is no numeral for zero, the counting skipped a year, so the true next millennium will begin 2001. Elvis, the King David figure, opened his concerts with the theme from the 1968 film 2001: A Space Odyssey as a prophetic indication of his guardian angel's appearance.


Aloha Concert
On January 14, 1973, Elvis gave his famous Aloha concert in Hawaii -- the 50th state -- as seen by over a billion people. This concert was a symbolic portrayal of his power over Helter Skelter. Elvis wore a gold, blue and red studded white jumpsuit that featured an American eagle. His cape, which included two large eagle's wings, paid homage to Ephraim and Manasseh. Don McLean, in his chart topping song "American Pie", which chronicled the moral decline of America due to the Helter Skelter Conspiracy, hinted that Elvis had lost his power. Elvis took exception and staged the Aloha concert as proof of his resolve to fight Helter Skelter. The Elvis stamp design that lost in the stamp contest was based on the Aloha concert and serves as the official banner of the TCB.

One of the songs Elvis performed at the Aloha concert was "American Trilogy". This song paid tribute to the American Trinity. It is composed of three separate songs each of which represents one of the members of the American Trinity.

"Dixie" -- represents Elvis (the King David figure), since he was born in the southern state of Mississippi.
"All My Trials" -- represents Martin Luther King, Jr. (the Moses figure), since it is an African-American spiritual.
"Battle Hymn of the Republic" -- represents Abraham Lincoln (the Abraham figure), since it is a Civil War song.
The Aloha concert first aired in the United States on April 4, 1973 -- the fifth anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.'s death. Here are some of the similarities between Elvis and Martin:

Elvis was the King, Martin was named King.
Elvis began his singing career in 1954, Martin began his preaching career in 1954. Many consider the beginning of the Civil Rights Movement to be the U.S. Supreme Court decision of Brown vs. The Board of Education of Topeka in 1954.
Elvis died in Memphis, Martin died in Memphis.
Elvis' big comeback was in 1968, the year Martin died. After the passing of Martin, Elvis realized that he must take up the slack, so he staged his big comeback which aired December 3, 1968. Elvis paid homage to Martin by dressing in black and ended the special with the song "If I Can Dream" -- A song that was specially written for the occasion.
The Aloha concert proved to be an important episode. While Manasseh was warring with Moroni over the soul of America, the Dragon Satan was warring with Michael, the angel of Israel. It was also in 1973, that Israel was attacked in the Yom Kippur War. Satan was angry over the Aloha concert and took his wrath out directly on Israel. However, his attack was poorly planned and Michael prevailed. Also in 1973, other forces of evil established the Trilateral Commission, an arm of the emerging New World Order.

1973 was not the only skirmish between the angels of America-Britian-Israel and the forces of evil. On May 1, 1776, Adam Weishaupt, with the help of Abaddon, formed the Illuminaten Orden -- a precursor of the New World Order. This was done because Manasseh was about to establish the United States on July 4, 1776. Interestingly, the fourth of July is also referred to on U2's album The Unforgettable Fire, the same album with songs about Elvis and MLK. Not coincidentally, the battle at Gettysburg, one of the decisive victories for the Union, was won on July 4. "Manasseh" was also the name of the thirteenth tribe of Israel. This is why the number thirteen is so important in American heraldry. On the Great Seal of the United States, a Star of David is formed with thirteen stars above an eagle. The "New World Order" is itself a copy cat of the phrase "Novus Ordo Seclorum". The pyramid on the Great Seal was originally designed by William Barton to accompany the slogan "Deo Favente Perennis", which refers to God.

In 1917, a host of demons were instrumental in the Communist Revolution. It was hoped that the Soviet Union would pose a threat to the United States and supply the enemies of the yet to be State of Israel with ample weaponry. Meanwhile, Ephraim, the angel of Great Britian, was instrumental in securing the yet to be State of Israel with the Balfour Declaration. The might of the United States eventually spelled the doom for the Soviet Union, which had banned Elvis' music for some thirty years.

In 1948, Michael helped form the State of Israel. Injured from his fight with Abaddon, Michael regrouped and routed certain regional angels to secure the land for the incoming sons and daughters of Israel. Meanwhile, George Orwell's 1984, which was written in 1948, helped expose certain of the techniques used by the evil powers in establishing the New World Order.

The evil powers took the offensive in 1967 and 1968. Baldur attacked Manasseh and The Dragon Satan attacked Michael. First, the European Economic Community was formed on July 1, 1967. The Beatles and the Rolling Stones inspired by Abaddon, went about corrupting the youth of America and Britian. It was in 1967 that the Stones' album Their Satanic Majesties' Request and the Beatles' album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band appeared. It was in 1968 that the Stones' song "Sympathy for the Devil" and the Beatles' White album appeared. It was also in 1967 that the forces of evil attacked Israel in the Six Day War. Elvis and the TCB defeated the Stones' and Beatles' attack and Israel was victorious in the Six Day War. Not coincidentally, Hell's Angels were responsible for a murder during a Stones peformance at Altamount on December 6, 1969. It was at Altamont where Mick Jagger took on the personality of the Devil during the performance of "Sympathy for the Devil".


TLC
Today, Great Britian and the United States remain staunch allies of the State of Israel. It is one of the missions of the TCB to ensure the United States remain strong friends with Israel. A similar secret society, known as the Templars of the Lion and Cross (TLC) operates in Great Britian. It is one of the missions of the TLC to foster good relations between Great Britian and Israel. The TLC is also trying to minimize Britian's involvement in the European Union.


King Saint
The current Grand Master of the TCB, yours truly, King Saint, is leading a covert operation, known as Operation 90581, the goal of which is to recover the great Ark of the Covenant. Legend has it that Menelik, the son of the Queen of Sheba and King Solomon, took the Ark to Ethiopia and that it ended up in Axum, the capital of ancient Abyssinia. The architects of the New World Order have been searching for the Ark for some time but have not succeeded. However, yours truly, King Saint, believes that the Ark is still in Jerusalem. There is an Israeli secret society, whose name is Operation Ortal, which is cooperating with Operation 90581.

The original Templars were officially called the Order of the Poor Knights of Christ and the Temple of Solomon. They were thought to have been in search of the Ark and had escavated the site of King Solomon's Temple in Jerusalem. The TCB too, are in search of the Ark and it is not an accident that I was visited by the angel of America while gazing upon the Hale-Bopp comet, because it is thought that the last appearance of that comet occurred at the time that King Solomon's Temple was dedicated and when the Ark was placed in the Holy of Holies. Also, the secret word of Captain Marvel Jr., SHAZAM, refers to one human and five gods -- the human being none other than King Solomon:

Solomon
Hercules
Atlas
Zeus
Achilles
Mercury


On the domestic front, yours truly, King Saint (the St. Paul figure), is nonviolently waging a national campaign against the Christian Identity movement. Members of the Christian Identity hope that the United States joins the New World Order so that the State of Israel can be easily attacked. This is ironic because the "official" position of the Christian Identity is that we should fear the New World Order. One of the early salvoes of the present phase of the Helter Skelter Conspiracy, of which the Christian Identity was directly responsible, was the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. It was made to look as though the reason for the bombing was the fear that the United States Federal Government was in cahoots with the New World Order. However, the goal of the bombing was really to weaken the Federal Government precisely so the United States would join the New World Order. The bombing was supposed to commemorate the anniversary of the attack on the Branch Davidians in Waco, Texas. However, the Branch Davidians were or are still a multi-racial and pro-Israel group, in stark contrast to the anti-semitic and racist philosophy of the Christian Identity.


Seven Teachings of King Saint
(I) King Saint teaches thus: the neo-nazis, white supremacists, and members of the order of the Ku Klux Klan teach that the Israelites of the Bible are not the Jews of today. This is a lie. Since the nwo's cannot spiritualize away everything in the Bible that refers to the promises to the Jews, they change the definition of who is a Jew. Romans 9-11 and Revelation chapter 7 verses 1-8 need no comment here.

(II) King Saint teaches thus: the nwo's teach that the Jews of today are the children of Satan through Cain. This is a lie. The genealogy of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob is traced through Seth and not Cain. Yeshua HaMashiach and nearly all of his early followers were descendants of Seth. Joseph Smith and other Mormons told a similar lie when they claimed that blacks are the descendants of Cain.

(III) King Saint teaches thus: the nwo's teach that the Holocaust never happened. This is a lie. By denying the Holocaust, the nwo's hope to eliminate any justification for the State of Israel. However, they cannot disguise the true intent of the Helter Skelter Conspiracy.

(IV) King Saint teaches thus: the nwo's teach that the real Israelites are white Americans. This is a lie. Yeshua HaMashiach has darker skin than any white supremacist.

(V) King Saint teaches thus: the nwo's teach that we should arm ourselves. This is a lie. In the very same chapter where we read about the New World Order beast, Revelation 13, we read that if you kill with the sword, with the sword you must be killed. Yeshua HaMashiach teaches in Matthew Chapter 26, verse 52 that all who take the sword will perish by the sword.

(VI) King Saint teaches thus: the nwo's teach that the tribes of Israel will be regathered in the United States. This is a lie. The land of Israel is not the land of the United States -- the Jordan is not the Mississippi. Mormons tell a similar lie by claiming that Zion is not Jerusalem and is located in the United States. This is another attempt to deny the legitimacy to the State of Israel.

(VII) King Saint teaches thus: the nwo's teach that Adolf Hitler is the messiah. This is a lie. The Jewish prophet Nostradamus told of the ultimate fate of this demonic antichrist when he predicted that "Hister" would be dragged in an iron cage, Hitler's false-millenium, the Third Reich, crumbled in the wake of the British-American onslaught, in which Ephraim and Manasseh routed Abaddon. If A=100, B==101, etc., then:

H = 107
I = 108
T = 119
L = 111
E = 104
R = 117
666


Shalom,
King Saint
Grand Master of the TCB
April 6, 1997

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Chris_Sanders

Wow.....

I love the Titanic being a metaphor for America phrase. If one looks hard enough, I guess you can find a "supernatural" meaning behind any event.

Krangthebrain

Like the formation of life on earth?

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Chris_Sanders

Well I believe that God created the universe so I guess I have proven my own point

Chaz

Wow I can't believe I just read that whole thing. I think I need the now.

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Pariah

I didn't read the whole post ( ), but I don't think this has to do with the Templars that were warrior monks during the crusades or the Rosicrucians. This is something different, right?

Chris_Sanders

Heh a lot different. He thinks that Elvis founded this PARTICULAR group of Templars.


Which is sort of funny, since Elvis is the "king of Rock and Roll" and rock and roll is largely regarded as the music of the devil.

Heck, you can unscramble his name to get Evils.

Hey...I am well on my way to my own conspiracy therory.