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September 19th, 2006, 05:20 AM
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SJ: "I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office."
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Scarlett Johansson likes being 'curvy'
... She's more confident about her hourglass figure. "I'm curvy — I'm never going to be 5'11' and 120 pounds. But I feel lucky to have what I've got."
And, given the chance, she'd like to trade lives with President Bush. "Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president's. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office ."
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September 19th, 2006, 09:29 AM
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Wow. She would change "getting a Lewinski" into "getting a Johansson". And it would be an honoprable, noble thing!
September 19th, 2006, 10:20 AM
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Butter Face.
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September 19th, 2006, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by wallyburger
Butter Face.
Crazy talk, florida dude.
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September 19th, 2006, 10:25 AM
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She could abuse me with a cigar.
wait...
is that weird?
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September 19th, 2006, 10:27 AM
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Butter Face.
"Plastic explosives planted by Mossad brought down the World Trade Center" is far more rational and reasonable than that nonsense, Wally.
September 19th, 2006, 10:40 AM
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Gorgeous body. She just seems to have that permanently open mouthed breathing look. If she goes out in the rain she will drown.
P.S. Can't act worth a doo doo.
But I sure as all Hell can't wait for the full Monty( female version).
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September 19th, 2006, 01:15 PM
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September 19th, 2006, 02:40 PM
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Butter Face.
You
ARE insane. I knew it! And now everyone else does, too!
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September 19th, 2006, 05:33 PM
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Wally's credibility(such as it was) just completely flew out the window.
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September 19th, 2006, 06:04 PM
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Scarlett Johanssen is
Molly Ringwald
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September 19th, 2006, 06:16 PM
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I can no longer take ANYTHING that Wally says about ANYTHING serious EVER again. If Scarlett's not your bag, that's okay (but suspect nonetheless) but Scarlett = Molly Ringwald?
Does Wally type from an insane asylum?
September 19th, 2006, 06:27 PM
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Butterface.
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September 19th, 2006, 06:49 PM
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Butterface.
let's put some context into this convo - Wally, who do you think IS gorgeous?
September 19th, 2006, 07:03 PM
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let's put some context into this convo - Wally, who do you think IS gorgeous?
20 to 1 the answer to that question is Janene Garafalo.
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