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Old September 19th, 2006, 05:20 AM   #1
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SJ: "I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office."





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Scarlett Johansson likes being 'curvy'

...She's more confident about her hourglass figure. "I'm curvy — I'm never going to be 5'11' and 120 pounds. But I feel lucky to have what I've got."
And, given the chance, she'd like to trade lives with President Bush. "Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president's. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office."


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Old September 19th, 2006, 09:29 AM   #2
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Wow. She would change "getting a Lewinski" into "getting a Johansson". And it would be an honoprable, noble thing!
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Old September 19th, 2006, 10:20 AM   #3
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Old September 19th, 2006, 10:21 AM   #4
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Old September 19th, 2006, 10:25 AM   #5
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She could abuse me with a cigar.

wait...


is that weird?
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Old September 19th, 2006, 10:27 AM   #6
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"Plastic explosives planted by Mossad brought down the World Trade Center" is far more rational and reasonable than that nonsense, Wally.
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Old September 19th, 2006, 10:40 AM   #7
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Gorgeous body. She just seems to have that permanently open mouthed breathing look. If she goes out in the rain she will drown.

P.S. Can't act worth a doo doo.

But I sure as all Hell can't wait for the full Monty( female version).
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Old September 19th, 2006, 01:15 PM   #8
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Old September 19th, 2006, 02:40 PM   #9
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You ARE insane. I knew it! And now everyone else does, too!
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Old September 19th, 2006, 05:33 PM   #10
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Wally's credibility(such as it was) just completely flew out the window.
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Old September 19th, 2006, 06:04 PM   #11
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Scarlett Johanssen is


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Old September 19th, 2006, 06:16 PM   #12
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I can no longer take ANYTHING that Wally says about ANYTHING serious EVER again. If Scarlett's not your bag, that's okay (but suspect nonetheless) but Scarlett = Molly Ringwald?

Does Wally type from an insane asylum?
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Old September 19th, 2006, 06:49 PM   #14
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let's put some context into this convo - Wally, who do you think IS gorgeous?
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let's put some context into this convo - Wally, who do you think IS gorgeous?
20 to 1 the answer to that question is Janene Garafalo.
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