SirStefan32

Parables are simply literary devices that Jesus used. You deal with them just like you deal with them, metaphors, personifications, similies, allusions, and other literary devices in literature.

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"If people would know the things I know, we'd all fall apart."

"Once again, tonight, the course of human history will be set by two unknown men standing in the shadows."

Cigarette Smoking Man

bratwurst

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Screw the Pope

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Dback Jon

I hope we don't have to repeat the other 135 posts.

This thread has already passed CT's gay-bashing thread, and is well on the way to passing the Iraq thread!

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R.I.P Tim Minnick

The KING of Cards

Audrey19

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

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You're on to me!

Probably didn't take too long...

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KingofCards

1. Screw anyone that is willing.

2. Do what every you want.

3. Wear the same clothes everyday and never shave.

4. Let weeds grow to 10 feet tall.

5. Never have to go to inlaws birthday parties.


and so on....

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Coyote Tony

Soooo ... agreeing with the Bible and saying that homosexuality is a sin just like heterosexual non-marital sex, is now gay-bashing?

sheesh

Jon, what really is weird is that it is you who keeps throwing the homosexual subject in the context of gay-bashing into these threads. Where have I mentioned anything regarding homosexuals in this thread before you mentioned?

And of course as others have told you and as I have always told you the homosexuals love to throw out slanderous comments such as "gay-basher" when they come across someone who views their homosexual actions as sin. And Jon, you are one of the worst for that. Just because someone disagrees with you and agrees with what the Bible says regarding the subject does not make them a "gay-basher".

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Religious finaticism sucks.

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Coyote Tony

Obedience is not finaticism and watered down faith is not Christianity.

Brian in Mesa

Good thing poor grammar isn't a sin, eh Tony?

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Coyote Tony

Again, it is not my grammar (although I am poor in that as well) it is my lack of typing skills.

bratwurst

SirStefan32

LOL!

I knew somebody would say something like this.
Good job King! I don't agree with a lot of stuff you say and I don't agree with a couple of things you said here, but it was very funny.
Thanks.

Stefan

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"Don't try to threaten me Mulder! I've watched presidents die."

"If people would know the things I know, we'd all fall apart."

"Once again, tonight, the course of human history will be set by two unknown men standing in the shadows."

Cigarette Smoking Man

Ryanwb

I hate jesus freaks! Why don't you all just go live on some island and preach to each other....like Guam....we will give you Guam if you just go away!