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Old May 18th, 2006, 11:48 AM   #1
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Robertson: God told him about storms, tsunami


VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.

Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.
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Old May 18th, 2006, 11:51 AM   #2
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Well, I predict the summer weather in Phoenix will be quite hot. If I'm right you all owe me 10% of your pre-tax incomes.................or else the wrath will be upon you.
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Old May 18th, 2006, 12:12 PM   #4
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possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.
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Another reason why god should be fired. he cant even make up his own mind. possibly a tsunami?
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Old May 18th, 2006, 12:15 PM   #5
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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.

Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual naked swim in his vault filled with golden coins.
There. Fixed it.
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Old May 18th, 2006, 12:43 PM   #6
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There. Fixed it.


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Old May 18th, 2006, 01:22 PM   #7
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Back in the 90’s when I only had 4 channels I used to watch these guys every once in while. According to them the world was ending in 2000. Does anyone know how they explain this, 6 years later?
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Back in the 90’s when I only had 4 channels I used to watch these guys every once in while. According to them the world was ending in 2000. Does anyone know how they explain this, 6 years later?
They'll probably find a way to hang this on Hollywood and the NAACP, like they always do.
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There. Fixed it.




something like this?


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Back in the 90’s when I only had 4 channels I used to watch these guys every once in while. According to them the world was ending in 2000. Does anyone know how they explain this, 6 years later?
Who got elected president?
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Who got elected president?
True - the world did basically end.
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something like this?


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deepboomingvoice Pat---This is the Lord speaking!!! Watch out for a woman by the name of Sue Nomi. She's a real diller. Also be careful of a man named Harry Cane. (Aside to Angel Gabriel) Let's see how badly he can screw this up.:deepboomingvoice
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