October 23rd, 2004, 10:31 PM
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Leno on Kerry
" John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn’t bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg." - Jay Leno
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October 24th, 2004, 06:33 AM
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October 24th, 2004, 08:50 AM
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that joke is a beat too long.
Leno sucks - all the world will be right when Conan takes his righful place at the throne of the Tonight show.
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October 24th, 2004, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by cheesebeef
Leno sucks - all the world will be right when Conan takes his righful place at the throne of the Tonight show.
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Couldn't agree more.
Especially if Hillary is the President in 2009. Imagine the material he'll have to work with.
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October 24th, 2004, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Brian in Mesa
Couldn't agree more.
Especially if Hillary is the President in 2009. Imagine the material he'll have to work with. |
wow.
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October 24th, 2004, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by cheesebeef
that joke is a beat too long.
Leno sucks - all the world will be right when Conan takes his righful place at the throne of the Tonight show.
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Ya know Cheese, I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one. I saw Leno in person last Tuesday night at the Shriner's Hall in Los Angeles. His performance lasted about 1 hour and 15 minutes. He should have quit at about 45 minutes. Luckily was us, he was almost 45 minutes late, otherwise his performace was supposed to have lasted for 2 hours.
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October 24th, 2004, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 40yearfan
Ya know Cheese, I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one. I saw Leno in person last Tuesday night at the Shriner's Hall in Los Angeles. His performance lasted about 1 hour and 15 minutes. He should have quit at about 45 minutes. Luckily was us, he was almost 45 minutes late, otherwise his performace was supposed to have lasted for 2 hours.
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October 24th, 2004, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by vince56
and you didn't ask for your money back? I'd be furious.
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I was at a contractor's convention and he was the keynote and only speaker on our final night. The cost of his performance was included in our convention fees, so I'm not sure what the cost was. If it was over $5 a person, it wasn't worth it.
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October 24th, 2004, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Brian in Mesa
"John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn’t bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg." - Jay Leno
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