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oderint dum metuant (Latin for 'let them hate, so long as they fear').
Well, in truth I'm actually not a total hawk, but I'm not a dove either -- I'm more like an angry pigeon flying over the political arena after a really big meal. -Abba Gav
Oh, drat. It was a youngish couple deciding to fool around, and she suggested 'let's role-play.'
"Yeah!" He says enthusiastically.
She comes to the door of the closet holding up a skimpy, lacy French Maid outfit, and asks, "French maid and domineering butler?"
"Nah" he sniffs.
She next brings out a very skimpy nurse outfit, and asks, "Naughty nurse and horny doctor?"
"Nope," he wrinkles his nose.
"Nasty Cop and bad-girl suspect?"
"Not tonight."
"Schoolgirl-Principal?"
"Nope."
She tries two or three more ideas, holding up the outfit seductively each time, but he turns them all down.
Finally in some annoyance, she holds up a spangly red-white and blue bra and panty set, and suggests, "Bush and the Country?"
"YEAH!" His eyes light up with excitement.
Next shows him in a presidential suit humping wildly, hollering in perfect Bush voice, "I'm gonna drive you into impossible debt!"
"Oh, yes, yes!"
"I'm gonna screw the Constitution till it's eyes cross! I'm gonna strap you down and cuff you to an unjust unwinnable quagmire war!"
"Oh, yes, yes, Georgie! More!"
"No more of that habeas corp-ass, your ass is mine now! No more privacy, 'merica, I like to watch!"
Finally, exhausted, the wife says, "That was great, Dubya, you sure know how to **** a country till it drops!"
"Damn right! Now turn over."
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oderint dum metuant (Latin for 'let them hate, so long as they fear').
Well, in truth I'm actually not a total hawk, but I'm not a dove either -- I'm more like an angry pigeon flying over the political arena after a really big meal. -Abba Gav
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At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
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