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Old December 5th, 2005, 01:21 PM   #1
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Erotic moments from Bible


Somehow I don't think this will get glowing recomendations from the Christain Right.

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German Protestant youth group has put together a 2006 calendar with 12 staged photos depicting erotic scenes from the Bible, including a bare-breasted Delilah cutting Samson's hair and a nude Eve offering an apple.

"There's a whole range of biblical scriptures simply bursting with eroticism," said Stefan Wiest, the 32-year-old photographer who took the titillating pictures.

Anne Rohmer, 21, poses on a doorstep in garters and stockings as the prostitute Rahab, who is mentioned in both New and Old Testaments. "We wanted to represent the Bible in a different way and to interest young people," she told Reuters.

"Anyway, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that you are forbidden to show yourself nude."

Bernd Grasser, pastor of the church in Nuremberg where the calendar is being sold, was enthusiastic about the project which is explained online at www.bibelkalender.de.

"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.

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Old December 5th, 2005, 01:31 PM   #2
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Old December 5th, 2005, 01:44 PM   #3
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Couldn't help but laugh at this line:
"It's just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible," he said.
Contrary to popular belief, Christians are not asexual!

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Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your breasts like clusters of fruit.

8 I said, "I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit."
May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,

9 and your mouth like the best wine.
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I thought Delilah was supposed to be hot.
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Old December 5th, 2005, 01:51 PM   #5
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I suddenly feel very religious.
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Old December 5th, 2005, 02:04 PM   #6
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I thought Delilah was supposed to be hot.
At least in the Hollywood version...
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Ack...link not work safe!


I'm imaging a guy opening up that link, then quickling closing it down. Then look around to see if anyone saw him, then get up and go grab a glass of water.

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At least in the Hollywood version...
....Can't...Get....Song...out of...head!

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I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind
My, my, my, delilah
Why, why, why, delilah
I could see that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free
At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting
I cross the street to her house and she opened the door
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
My, my, my delilah
Why, why, why delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me delilah I just couldn’t take any more

[insert trumpet solo here]

She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
My, my, my, delilah
Why, why, why, delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me delilah I just couldn’t take any more
Forgive me delilah I just couldn’t take any more
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....Can't...Get....Song...out of...head!
I suppose we've all had a "little Delilah" in our lives...
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